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jein1234: Please make their fate horrible, I really love alley fluffies that have a miserable end.

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taufan99: @jein1234: Since when is there a rule where alley fluffies get a nice end? They always get a miserable end. ALWAYS.

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DevilSlayerUno: Those colors! By the demonic taint of Asmodeus purge it with HELLFIRE.

Seriously. Those are some eye raping colors
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Anonymous1: And destroy by abuser!
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DonaldFuck: @DevilSlayerUno: i would read a story about fluffies being discriminated by other fluffies due to their bad colors.
A good old story of racism, with bad coloured fluffies being segregated by the others and abused, or forced to do heavy works for the herd like slaves.
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anon108: Слишком большой ублюдок, с хорошей жизни отожрался?

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taufan99: @DonaldFuck: Everything just sounded overused, until the line "forced to do heavy works for the herd like slaves".

Somebody must do that!

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Anon3035: @DonaldFuck: If that's your thing, I recommend the Maroon series by Nasir6: http://pastebin.com/u/nasir6r

In it, a unicorn named Maroon wages genocide on non-unicorns nazi-style, including forced labor and rape.
Recommended read

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CandleWax: @jein1234: *Runs over the nest with a dirtbike, then runs over the fluffy*
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Anonymous2: Not seen in this picture is the special friend have special huggies with a smarty. Said smarty will of course take off after doing the deed because it's not in him to look after another fluffy, that's what a herd is for. He'll promise to be back for her with the herd, but he'll never return, he's done with her. She will of course make the nice fluffy pictured here take care of her and the babies, treating him like crap, because he's not as good as smarty, who is definitely going to come for her with the herd.
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Anonymous3: the "nesty" will be trodden in with shit and piss
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DonaldFuck: @Anonymous: it's already shitted and pissed, see the yellow marks and the pile of poop in the upper right corner. Fluffies are dirtiest than pigs.
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carpdime: I actually quite like this little feral fella. Good outlook, loving heart. Hope to do more.
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Anonymous4: @Anon3035: Isn't that just a fluffyized Game of Thrones knockoff?
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Anonymous5: Kill that fucking pony!

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Anon3035: @Anonymous: I don't see what it going in common with game of thrones, so that's a no
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Anonymous6: Ah, simple fluffy naivete. Thinking that a trash can and a cardboard box can provide protection.

...Actually, the box might be a half-decent hiding place, and the trash can might obscure the view of whatever's inside (from the right angle). Maybe this little fella isn't quite as dumb as he appears...

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Fortune: @Anonymous: If danger comes, there's a 75% chance it won't hide in the box.
Instead, it will probably crouch down, tail in air, covering it's eyes with it's hooves and speaking loudly about how clever it is at hiding.
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NuWanRong: Hmmm...fluffies have nest instincts?

They do have pegasus breeds. Possibly some cross over from whatever avian that got spliced in.
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Anonymous7: IS THAT A SEVERED FINGER?!?!

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Archon: Dat eye burning color scheme.
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Anonymous8(6): @Fortune: True, it's unlikely, but that doesn't make it impossible. Heck, it's even more likely that the fluffies would mistake incoming danger as a "nyu fwiend", which would pretty much neutralize any defensive advantages this nest migh possess.

The box might still protect them from the elements, though. For a while.
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Anonymous9(6): @Anonymous: What, you mean that half-eaten doughnut?

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Fortune: @Anonymous: Rain, snow etc. is about the only thing it'll protect it against.

And the way it goes is it'll end up hiding from something that could save it, while as you said, approaching threats with a smile and hug.
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Fluffocaust: I love it when my wife shits the bed just for me.

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Noctuam: Nothing says better "fwuffy wuv yo" than a pile of pissed shit right decorating the nest of your special friend.

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fluffytaffy: Cute

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fwuffee: Yes.
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Anonymous10: You didn't make anything you filthy vermin. Humans made that box and newspaper, you just planted them by a garbage can and called it your nest.
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Anonymous11: Looking at this right now, that fluffy seems awfully big, or that trash can must be quite small. A fluffy pony that big would be quite impractical as a pet for children.
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Anonymous12(3): @DonaldFuck: pigs actually don't defecate in their wallows they do it in a corner or at the far end of their pen, sheep/cows/horses drop their manure where they stand because they evolved in migratory herds that are constantly on the move so it doesn't pose a problem and barns/stables need to be cleared out frequently

fluffies would be related to horses I guess, except they don't eat purely grass so their shit isn't manure, it's... well, it's shit
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Anonymous13: @Anonymous: thats because Hasbio used human DNA to give them the ability of speech. Way way illegal to use human DNA splicing, but Habio is all about capital and stealing your money with their officially licensed brand name crap.
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Anonymous14(3): @Anonymous: fluffybooru is even more disturbing for me now
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