Image Uploader Fillialcacophony, May 9, 2015; 11:21 Tags abraham artist:fillialcacophony death fire knife tumblr_request Rating questionable Source fillialcacophony.tumblr.com Locked No Comments May 9, 2015; 11:22 - Reply Fillialcacophony: Sky Daddeh be trollin' yo May 9, 2015; 11:26 - Reply Funkshire: And that's why fluffies are all atheists. That and they got into the goddamn fedora shipment. May 9, 2015; 11:32 - Reply WhyDoILikeThis: Honestly, fluffiea are too dumb to be Atheist. If the bible would be read to them they would believe every single word. Btw, fucking love dis. May 9, 2015; 11:36 - Reply Anonymous1: Faddah Abwaham had many foaws! And many foaws had Faddah Abwaham! And Fuffy is won of dem! And so is you! So wet's aww pwaise da wawd! May 9, 2015; 11:36 - Reply Funkshire: @WhyDoILikeThis: GUYS! I found the fedora! May 9, 2015; 11:39 - Reply Fillialcacophony: #WAKEUPSHEEPLE May 9, 2015; 11:55 - Reply Cheeseman: Next up: The daughter of Jepthah-fluff May 9, 2015; 12:52 - Reply Anonifluff: @Funkshire: How is that "fedora"? I think that his point is, if you read Batman to fluffies, they'd believe it. Because they're stupid, and gullible. May 9, 2015; 12:57 - Reply Funkshire: @Anonifluff: All honesty, had it just been "fluffies will believe X if you read to them" it would have been just a harmless post. But when you add in the "too dumb to be an athiest" well, you have right there the beginnings of enlightenment. WAKE UP AMERICA May 9, 2015; 12:59 - Reply bloodgutsandfluff: So would Solomon be the ultimate smarty? May 9, 2015; 13:29 - Reply Anonifluff: @Funkshire: I know that I'm speaking for him, but I think that he meant that they are too dumb to be atheists on their own, because, if you read the bible to them, they would believe it. Plus, they would have no idea how physics work, so they would probably come to the conclusion that an invisible "sky daddeh" made things happen, since, normally, regular "daddeh"s make things that they consider miracles happen. I don't really know why I'm arguing about this. I don't really give a shit about WhyDoILikeThis OR religion. I'm just bored. May 9, 2015; 13:31 - Reply Square_Root_of_Onion: Needs more zombie abortions. May 9, 2015; 14:06 - Reply Evil_Emperor: Babbeh was so scared he spontaneously combusted. May 9, 2015; 16:29 - Reply fluffytaffy: HA May 9, 2015; 19:42 - Reply Simpfan: I recognized the Abraham/Isaac imagery. But in the Bible, a lamb was provided for the sacrifice. May 9, 2015; 19:51 - Reply Ferrotter: @Simpfan: Pwease nu huwt stuffie wamb! Hu, hu huuuu... May 9, 2015; 22:35 - Reply Anonymous2: Oh, you could totally become the fluffy's messiah, and give them the concept of an "eternal daddeh", one that's constantly watching and judging. And *he* is the one who takes you in the big metal munstah in the sky *to* skettiwand. But only good fwuffies get to go. And daddehs (and mummahs) hold that divine authority in this life. Go ahead and write a Fluffy Catechism. Shit'd be fucking hilarious :P May 10, 2015; 16:03 - Reply Anonymous3: @Simpfan: But would anyone believe a fluffy could kill a lamb? May 12, 2015; 14:39 - Reply Anonymous4: Wait, wasn't it an angel that told Abraham to stop? Because God was off his meds again and someone had to stop the idiot God follower. Thread locked for the current user.