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Fillialcacophony: Sky Daddeh be trollin' yo

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Funkshire: And that's why fluffies are all atheists. That and they got into the goddamn fedora shipment.

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WhyDoILikeThis: Honestly, fluffiea are too dumb to be Atheist. If the bible would be read to them they would believe every single word.

Btw, fucking love dis.
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Anonymous1: Faddah Abwaham had many foaws!
And many foaws had Faddah Abwaham!
And Fuffy is won of dem!
And so is you!
So wet's aww pwaise da wawd!

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Funkshire: @WhyDoILikeThis: GUYS! I found the fedora!

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Fillialcacophony: #WAKEUPSHEEPLE

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Cheeseman: Next up: The daughter of Jepthah-fluff

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Anonifluff: @Funkshire: How is that "fedora"? I think that his point is, if you read Batman to fluffies, they'd believe it. Because they're stupid, and gullible.

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Funkshire: @Anonifluff: All honesty, had it just been "fluffies will believe X if you read to them" it would have been just a harmless post. But when you add in the "too dumb to be an athiest" well, you have right there the beginnings of enlightenment. WAKE UP AMERICA
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bloodgutsandfluff: So would Solomon be the ultimate smarty?

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Anonifluff: @Funkshire: I know that I'm speaking for him, but I think that he meant that they are too dumb to be atheists on their own, because, if you read the bible to them, they would believe it. Plus, they would have no idea how physics work, so they would probably come to the conclusion that an invisible "sky daddeh" made things happen, since, normally, regular "daddeh"s make things that they consider miracles happen.

I don't really know why I'm arguing about this. I don't really give a shit about WhyDoILikeThis OR religion. I'm just bored.
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Square_Root_of_Onion: Needs more zombie abortions.
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Evil_Emperor: Babbeh was so scared he spontaneously combusted.

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fluffytaffy: HA

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Simpfan: I recognized the Abraham/Isaac imagery. But in the Bible, a lamb was provided for the sacrifice.

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Ferrotter: @Simpfan: Pwease nu huwt stuffie wamb! Hu, hu huuuu...
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Anonymous2: Oh, you could totally become the fluffy's messiah, and give them the concept of an "eternal daddeh", one that's constantly watching and judging.

And *he* is the one who takes you in the big metal munstah in the sky *to* skettiwand. But only good fwuffies get to go.

And daddehs (and mummahs) hold that divine authority in this life.

Go ahead and write a Fluffy Catechism. Shit'd be fucking hilarious :P
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Anonymous3: @Simpfan: But would anyone believe a fluffy could kill a lamb?
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Anonymous4: Wait, wasn't it an angel that told Abraham to stop? Because God was off his meds again and someone had to stop the idiot God follower.
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