Image Uploader CarniviousDuck, May 10, 2016; 09:04 Tags abuse artist:carniviousduck blood candles carved_flesh dark_lit fire fluffyshy fucking_with_fluffyshy hail_satan lots_of_blood pentagram sacrifice sadbox symbols_of_the_fallen_one tear_of_blood torture weirdbox writen_in_blood Rating safe Source Unknown Locked Yes Comments May 10, 2016; 09:07 - Reply CarniviousDuck: Let us summon post 666, please dark Lord except our offering. My next post may bring joy, sadness excitement, depression... just know nothing lasts forever... May 10, 2016; 09:07 - Reply NoSleepies: Looks like someone wants to be on the bad side of Satan offering this. May 10, 2016; 09:19 - Reply Anonymous1: Egassem dorwkcab, egassem dorwkcab, egassem dorwkcab. May 10, 2016; 09:22 - Reply zmeya: I'm fairly confident Satan would reject the sacrifice. May 10, 2016; 09:22 - Reply Anonymous2: @CarniviousDuck: summon the Satanic fluffy! May 10, 2016; 09:34 - Reply Jaroslaw12: @zmeya: The true sacrifice is your soul, not the shitrat. Not that it matters, Satan gets everyone, except for small children and those who trust Jesus. Found a few Chick tracts. May 10, 2016; 09:35 - Reply Anonymous3: Uh oh May 10, 2016; 09:40 - Reply deathproofpony: Woe to you, oh earth and sea For the Devil sends the beast with wrath Because he knows the time is short Let him who hath understanding Reckon the number of the beast For it is a human number Its number is six hundred and sixty six May 10, 2016; 10:31 - Reply Evil_Emperor: Bozdo get your shadowy ass in here! Here's a Fluffyshy. May 10, 2016; 10:51 - Reply Anonymous4: In before Duck pulls a wolfram May 10, 2016; 11:15 - Reply Jaroslaw12: @Evil_Emperor: Bozdo: Ja nie haciu twoju bezpołeznij fluffyshy Evil Emperor! XD May 10, 2016; 17:35 - Reply ONInonymous: @CarniviousDuck: YOU ARE A GODDAMN HERO, SIR. I SALUTE YOU. May 10, 2016; 19:06 - Reply yippyskippy1909: If I learned anything from Full Metal Alchemist, it's that alchemy (or demon summoning in this case) requires you to give up something of equivalent value to the thing which you want. What the hell are you going to get for a fluffy? Like, half a gummy bear? (Actually, that's a pretty good trade.) May 10, 2016; 22:28 - Reply WhatTheFluff: @yippyskippy1909: I love gummy bears. :3 May 10, 2016; 23:21 - Reply Anonymous5: OH HELL NO THIS NIGGA AINT DYING ON ME, QUICK SOMEONE GET THIS MAN SOME MEDICINAL COCAINE, WE HAVE TO KEEP THE SHIT FACTORY PUMPING A BIT LONGER! May 11, 2016; 15:28 - Reply Anonymous6: @deathproofpony: I LEFT ALONE MY MIND WAS BLANK May 11, 2016; 21:33 - Reply GayNiggerFromOuterSpace: HAIL SATAN THE DARK LORD WILL PROVIDE YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD May 12, 2016; 16:12 - Reply Malphas: I was going to write about this, once upon a time. Demons wouldn't accept the sacrifice. It has to be one of Gods creatures sacrificed, not some soulless, man-made aberration. The sacrifice is in mocking Gods creation. It's why satanists fill the sacrament with jizz - to mock God, and all the trappings of religion. Besides, even if fluffies did have souls, you would need a lot more than one miserable fluffy for a good sacrifice. Now a whole herd, or domestics raised with love and care.... Thread locked for the current user.