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CarniviousDuck: Let us summon post 666, please dark Lord except our offering.
My next post may bring joy, sadness excitement, depression... just know nothing lasts forever...

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NoSleepies: Looks like someone wants to be on the bad side of Satan offering this.
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Anonymous1: Egassem dorwkcab, egassem dorwkcab, egassem dorwkcab.

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zmeya: I'm fairly confident Satan would reject the sacrifice.
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Anonymous2: @CarniviousDuck: summon the Satanic fluffy!

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Jaroslaw12: @zmeya:
The true sacrifice is your soul, not the shitrat. Not that it matters, Satan gets everyone, except for small children and those who trust Jesus. Found a few Chick tracts.
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Anonymous3: Uh oh

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deathproofpony: Woe to you, oh earth and sea
For the Devil sends the beast with wrath
Because he knows the time is short
Let him who hath understanding
Reckon the number of the beast
For it is a human number
Its number is six hundred and sixty six
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Evil_Emperor: Bozdo get your shadowy ass in here! Here's a Fluffyshy.
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Anonymous4: In before Duck pulls a wolfram

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Jaroslaw12: @Evil_Emperor:
Bozdo: Ja nie haciu twoju bezpołeznij fluffyshy Evil Emperor! XD

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ONInonymous: @CarniviousDuck: YOU ARE A GODDAMN HERO, SIR. I SALUTE YOU.
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yippyskippy1909: If I learned anything from Full Metal Alchemist, it's that alchemy (or demon summoning in this case) requires you to give up something of equivalent value to the thing which you want.

What the hell are you going to get for a fluffy? Like, half a gummy bear?

(Actually, that's a pretty good trade.)

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WhatTheFluff: @yippyskippy1909: I love gummy bears. :3
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Anonymous5: OH HELL NO THIS NIGGA AINT DYING ON ME, QUICK SOMEONE GET THIS MAN SOME MEDICINAL COCAINE, WE HAVE TO KEEP THE SHIT FACTORY PUMPING A BIT LONGER!
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Anonymous6: @deathproofpony: I LEFT ALONE
MY MIND WAS BLANK
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GayNiggerFromOuterSpace: HAIL SATAN

THE DARK LORD WILL PROVIDE

YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD

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Malphas: I was going to write about this, once upon a time. Demons wouldn't accept the sacrifice. It has to be one of Gods creatures sacrificed, not some soulless, man-made aberration. The sacrifice is in mocking Gods creation. It's why satanists fill the sacrament with jizz - to mock God, and all the trappings of religion. Besides, even if fluffies did have souls, you would need a lot more than one miserable fluffy for a good sacrifice. Now a whole herd, or domestics raised with love and care....
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