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PeppermintParchment: Part Seven of the neckbeard comic. This will probably be my last post for a couple of days. I don't really have time for art this weekend.
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PeppermintParchment: Also that garbled mess in the fourth panel says "oomph". My pen jammed and caused a monstrosity.
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Fluff_of_the_North_Star: Fuck.. how bad do you have to be for a fluffy to reject you?
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Genesic: just for that i buy that foal i make him try to suicide again and again.
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Draeger: "NU WAN GU WIF NU-SMEWW-PWETTY EM-AWW-AY"

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Absulus: +1 for cheetos stained fingers.

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Fatalsirenz: I have truly looked into the face of terror, and I cannot blame it.
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NuWanRong: The joke you are building up to is that the neckbeard does absolutely nothing evil (asides from existing anyway) right?

And I'll bet the punch like is another customer walks in looking like a total hugboxer but has a torture dungeon dedicated to Mwike-sama.

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Fatalsirenz: The best part however, is how oblivious he he how scared they are of him and how none of them want him. Fluffies programmed to love being terrified of a human on first contact that says something.
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NuWanRong: @NuWanRong: Oh hell, better make them neighbors and the neckbeard can't do anything but cry into his cup ramen/sketties while the fluffies realize the full extent of their error.

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Robocop: he can afford a foal but can't afford proactive?! jeeez! i love this comic so far!
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PeppermintParchment: @NuWanRong: Oh no, there isn't really a punch line. This is merely the beginning of a comic that I'm planning to be huge (twenty five parts minimum). I don't plan to make the neckbeard into some stereotypical psycho abuser though. There will be some abuse, sure, but also some hugbox, sadbox, humor, etc. It's literally going to be the story of the neckbeard attempting to raise a foal.

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Fatalsirenz: Also, could I use the face of the fluffy as my avatar? It's true perfection.
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leon2040: Daaammmnnn. Such absolute, concrete rejection by a floof.

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iasche: @Fatalsirenz: I nominate @PeppermintParchment as the avatar artist of the booru :)
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PeppermintParchment: @Robocop: In my canon fluffies cost anywhere from $20-$50, with alicorns being around $500-$1,000 depending on colors. Bad color/last chance foals are usually $5ish. So I suppose he could afford Proactive, but being s neckbeard he cares little for appearance ;)
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PeppermintParchment: @Fatalsirenz: Sure! I'd be honored!
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PeppermintParchment: Aww, you're sweet. I try to make some outlandish faces to add to the silliness of the comic ;)
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PeppermintParchment: @iasche: That last comic was for you :)
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PeppermintParchment: @PeppermintParchment: Comment, dang it.

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deathproofpony: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

need MOAR!
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PeppermintParchment: @deathproofpony: I can only work so fast ;) I've spent a lot of time lately drawing/ coloring fluffies, and I've been neglecting my other, non-fluffy related art/stories. I don't want to burn out on fluffies, so I've decided to fill my weekend with events so I can't dedicate so much time to Fluffybooru :)

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deathproofpony: @PeppermintParchment: I know. I'm just needy. :D

Wait a minute... are you my roommate? Because she does zombie LARPing and steampunk conventions and anime conventions and all that stuff.

If your boyfriend's name is Josh I'm going to crap my pants.

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Fatalsirenz: @PeppermintParchment: Hell yeah, thanks!@iasche: I absolutely agree with you.
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PeppermintParchment: @deathproofpony: No, I'm not your roommate, unless you live underneath my bed ;) I live with my parents and two siblings. I've never LARPed at all, nor have I ever been to an anime convention. I've attempted steampunk art one time and it ended terribly, I only did it because my boyfriend loves steampunk and I wanted to make him something for Christmas. My boyfriend's name is Jacob, not Josh.
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PeppermintParchment: @PeppermintParchment: But if you are my roommate and do live under my bed, could you please tell me where my other rollerskate went? I miss it,and I hope you didn't throw it away while moving in ;)
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PeppermintParchment: @Fatalsirenz: You're welcome :)
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NuWanRong: @PeppermintParchment: This is one of those rare situations were you have something trying to raise a creature that is smarter than it....

Pass the pop corn and bring on the tears.

My murder/abuse/comedy/feelz/whatever boner is ready.

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ShyGuy: Looking forward to see where this is going ^^
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Anonymous1: LOL. Fantastic.

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Jaroslaw12: 10$ for the neckbeard having "Forever alone" face in next picture. XD

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Anonifluff: @Jaroslaw12: I vote to have as few EPIC MAYMAYS in the comic as possible.
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Anonymous2: Those cheesy Doritos fingers! WHY DIDN'T THIS COME WITH A TRIGGER WARNING!?! OH GOD!!!!
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PeppermintParchment: @Jaroslaw12: @Anonifluff: There will be some meme references,what neckbeard comic could be complete without them? ;)
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Anonymous3: @Genesic: are you a neckbeard?
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Anonymous4: 99% chance of playing out neckbeard mlp fantasies and 1% change of being super spoiled.

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deathproofpony: @PeppermintParchment:
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Anonymous5: @PeppermintParchment: but will there be stupidbox
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