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PeppermintParchment: Part Eight of the Neckbeard comic. I'm pretty sure in going to title it "Euphoria". I apologize for everything in the third panel. There is more cringe there than in this entire page.
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Anonymous1: Ok now you got me feeling for this poor guy.

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Robocop: here come the pillowfluffs!
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Anonymous2: I bet she gives him a smarty.
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Anonymous3: I'm confused with the fluffy asking where their new owner is. Is this directed towards the man it just asked not to be adopted to, as she shows the man the back room?

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Micron: She's busting out of that last panel a little bit.

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guodzilla: Damn Gwen and those huge, soft green eyes of hers...
She could give me a half-starved Jellenheimer and I'd forgive her.
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ButtStuff: A mare? Neckbeard's gonna fuck it.
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ButtStuff: BTW, Gwen is the queen of cute.
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Anonymous4: @Robocop: @Anonymous: My money's on the shit colored last chance foals that are just happy to be something other than snake food.

Also, Gwen still needs to get the D.

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AuntyJane: I like how you made her boob go out of the panel.

I'm feeling bad for the neck beard. You just know when he does finally get a fluffy, he's going to spoil it rotten and it'll be his best friend (and probably lover too).

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ZK: @PeppermintParchment: What was cringy in panel 3 got fixed in panel 6. You made her friggin cute!

@Anonymous: I know, right? Being rejected by a thing that's made for unconditional love must hurt like a bitch.

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AdolfFluffer: Dem titties pooping out of the lines of the comic.
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leon2040: @ButtStuff: Very much agreed.
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PeppermintParchment: @ZK: Aw,thank you ^>^
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PeppermintParchment: @Anonymous: It's directed towards Gwen. He's confused as to why he didn't even see a "nyu Daddeh", because to him,he saw a " munstah".
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PeppermintParchment: @AuntyJane: Thank you! I'm trying to make people kind of like the Neckbeard,since he is the main character. I'm not very good at facial expressions,though,so I'm glad you feel bad for him :) Makes me feel like I've made him sad enough.
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Anonymous5: Why not give him a Jellenheimer? How well do they sell as pets?

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guodzilla: @Anonymous: OI!! That was MY idea...

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Fatalsirenz: Awesome as always Peppermint... For the first time I actually feel bad for our neck bearded hero. ;(

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Anonifluff: Breasts.
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yippyskippy1909: @Anonymous: It would be really sad if the shit-tier foals begged for their reptile destiny upon seeing him.

I guess it doesn't matter. Whatever foal he buys is going to commit seppuku with a hobby knife anyway.
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leon2040: Didn't notice until AdolfFluffer pointed it out, but yeah...right out of the panel.

Interesting visual touch.
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PeppermintParchment: @guodzilla: @Anonymous: I was considering a Jellenheimer for like a millisecond,but that would be too weirdbox for me ;)

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SacreAnima: I feel bad for him now. weird.
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PeppermintParchment: @yippyskippy1909: Brutal! Maybe! This gave me an idea,thank you ;)

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guodzilla: @PeppermintParchment: awwwww, c'mon!! >;)
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Anonymous6(5): I want to see what a pet Jellenheimer is like. I always thought they were the toad/reptile DNA in the genetic mishmash of the Fluffy Genome taking over, making a fluff-covered toadlike being that, although it doesn't talk much, is more adaptable to surviving than fluffies due to more animal instinct and common sense.
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Anonymous7: I don´t like it. The fedora fag should have gotten that fluffy so it can rape her to death, the mistress is a horrible saleswoman, and a horrible human being for feeling empathy towards biotoys instead of real animals.
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SluggiesNotHuggies: I don't feel bad at all for the fagbeard.
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Anonymous8: I guess she'll show him a neckbeard fluffy named Katana.
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Poopiesketti: I seriously doubt that a pet store worker would give a flying fuck about the animals. Now if Gwen was the OWNER of the store, maybe I could see her empathy. A 9 to 5 minimum wage slave would have yanked out the fluffy cheetobeard picked, brought it to a waste basket to depoop it, then brought it up to the register. If it continued to bitch and cry, it would get flicked in the nose.
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cottony: This is why you buy fluffy foals from someone who doesn't give a damn.

Still, I'm pretty sure the manager would be saying "Less thinking, more selling."

Surprised this store is still in business.
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Twistee: Poor Dorito McCheeto, he can't help the way he is. (He totally can)

Also Gwen's boob is literally breaking the fourth wall, this comic needs 3D glasses.
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Poopiesketti: If he shaved the gross facial hair, trimmed his eyebrows, threw away the cape and trilby, he would still be a nerd, but he would be a socially acceptable nerd
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PeppermintParchment: @Poopiesketti: I don't think so. Pet stores cater to repeat business,because they have to sell food,toys,etc. for the last they sold. I'd people are unhappy with the animal they bought,why would they come back to buy supplies for that animal? If a person and a pet (even if it is a fluffy) don't mesh,I don't see why he would want to buy it. If the foal doesn't want him,it wouldn't make any sense to take it home unless he planned on abusing it. Even if Gwen does work 9-5,that doesn't erase her empathy or kindness. She truly cares for the fluffies.
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PeppermintParchment: @cottony: In my opinion,I think it would be difficult to sell something that was able to say "nu wan" when you tried to give it to an owner that it clearly didn't like.
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Anonymous9: God I hate Gwen
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Anonymous10: @PeppermintParchment: Pet stores don't look at animals as animals. they see product. Foals come from fluffy mills, they sell them cheap, but make up for it by marking up the price of the 'needed' accessories. I.E. Litterbox, litter, sorry stick, sorry box, toys, stuffy friend, kibble, formula for young foals, they would also probably have some type of sweetheart deal with a contractor who builds "Saferooms"

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iasche: @Anonymous: This rings true in today's world.

That said, there still are 'bleeding hearts' like Gwen out there sometimes. I chose to think she's just starting her career and hasn't become jaded by fluffies yet.
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yippyskippy1909: @PeppermintParchment: The car business works the same way. We don't want you to just buy a vehicle and drive away. NO!! We want you to buy a vehicle and add on a bunch of expensive aftermarket accessories to drive the price up. Then, we want you to come back to us for oil changes and other services which are really an excuse to inspect the vehicle so we can sell you other services and repairs.

I'm not the top guy in our shop mostly because I'd rather be honest with someone and earn their repeat business than be a rip off artist once and never see that person again. A happy, always satisfied customer is your golden goose. Too bad most idiot managers only look at your end of month performance numbers instead of your comeback rate or service index reviews.
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PeppermintParchment: @yippyskippy1909: This was a very apt analogy for explaining what I was trying to say. Thank you! I'm glad you'd rather be an honest person than to try to sucker someone. That's very good of you. There needs to be more employees like you!
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cottony: @PeppermintParchment: That only works if the owner is actually put off by that behavior. If a customer is fine with a foal that doesn't want them as an owner then why not sell?

She would still sell in that situation, right? We don't want a switch-and-bait thing going on.
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cottony: @cottony: *Sigh* bait-and-switch...
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PeppermintParchment: @cottony: Depends on the employees,I suppose. Repeat,happy customers are better than one time,disgruntked customers
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cottony: @PeppermintParchment: Buyer beware. Much like real petshops. They might look cute and cuddly at first, but quickly becomes a real pain later on.
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Anonymous11: @cottony:

AKA - Skippy. :P
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