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bluefluff: pls send requests. I'm bored.
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Anonymous1: Dress up fluffies. For Halloween.
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Anonymous2(1): Dr Fluff-en-furter.

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Micron: That pen is not working.

@bluefluff: How about some hats?

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MagosBiologis: Could you draw sone illustrations for my Dark Heresy/ Rogue Trader Fluffy fan expansion?
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Anonymous3(1): @MagosBiologis: Jesus. Really?

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MagosBiologis: @Anonymous: what? What's wrong?
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Anonymous4: Faggot!

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MagosBiologis: @Anonymous: stop
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Anonymous5(1): @MagosBiologis: You were already banned for that. You use your account under IP ban to do it again.

You can't make this shit up!

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bluefluff: @Micron: you said hats and immediately thought about TF2. yes, of course.

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bluefluff: @MagosBiologis: I have no idea what that is and I wont spend time that i could spend drawing trying to find out what is it-

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fwufabwuss: Fluffy chorus singing Santa Baby for the Fluffy Christmas 2050 charity album?

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MagosBiologis: @Anonymous: I wasn't banned got that! I was banned for posting a thread. I understand that that's wrong now, and won't do it again. And Aichi said I would be unbanned on 10/17/2016, and guess what? He forgot to unblock my ip. So I came back when he said I could. It's 10/18/2016 now, so now I'm even MORE innocent of not breaking any rules now.
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Anonymous6(1): @bluefluff: That's a good idea.

Could we get a fluffy dancing in blood?

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WOTAN: @bluefluff: I wanna see bluefluff get the mommy cock he always wanted and totally deserves. I'm not a degenerate or anything. I just care to much about the little blue guy.
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MunchieDude: Aww, he's trying.
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Anonymous7: @MagosBiologis: wow you really are retarded. That's sad.
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Anonymous8(1): @MagosBiologis: Retard, I've been banned. You get an email at the account you registered with, letting you know when to come back, and another to let you know to use your account.

Aichi pls.

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MagosBiologis: @bluefluff: Okay, i'Ll make it clearer: Can you draw fluffies in the dystopian future setting of Warhammer 40k? You know, the one with the Space Marines and oppressive Inquisition and horrible aliens and demons attacking humanity all the time. Or maybe some scenes of Toe-Monsters swarming people.
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Anonymous9: @bluefluff: Maybe a fluffy family wandering into a BDSM shop and becoming part of their merch because hey what's more humiliating than being beneath or equal to a fluffy in universe. Or an image set dedicated to Blue's growth from foal to adulthood and seeing if he was mistreated or not for his permanent tongue out state or something along those lines.
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Anonymous10(1): @MagosBiologis: I really, genuinely hope she does. But she'll publish it AFTER you've been banned, so you have no way of seeing it.

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MagosBiologis: @Anonymous: I didn't break any rules! Aichi said I'd be let back in yesterday, and he didn't deliver! So what, you're gonna blame me for that?
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Anonymous11(7): @MagosBiologis: fucking lol

wow. Right back into the bullshit that got him pinched the first time.

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bluefluff: @WOTAN:you are a good human being. i like you.
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Anonymous12(1): @MagosBiologis: You realize Aichi lives in England? It's 5am there. He's asleep. And when he wakes up he'll have to crucify you for this.

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WOTAN: @bluefluff: I have been waiting for the little mutant fluff to get his good boy rewards.

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fwufabwuss: @MunchieDude: Hoomin mummah freaking the fluff out in three...two...

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MagosBiologis: @Anonymous: I didn't fucking do anything! It's YOU! You're the cocksucking anonymous CUNT who keeps trying to harass me, get me banned, and use me like a plaything for your demented jollies to get off! I hope you get testicular cancer and have to get your groin sawed out with a fucking steak knife you fuck!

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bluefluff: @Anonymous: YES. JUST. YES.
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Anonymous13: Silly blue is silly
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Anonymous14(1): @MagosBiologis: John. Please calm down. Listen to me very carefully.

You are going to get banned for this. That isn't up for debate. Permaban means you can't make a new account either.

Is there anything you'd like to say to the booru?

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Guzziman: @Anonymous: He did the best he could to follow the directives laid out before him.
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Anonymous15(7): @MagosBiologis: literally all you had to do was check back until the ban was up, but you did the thing Aichi explicitly told you not to do, which was try to access your account and post stuff.

England is 12 hrs off from the US, you fucking donkey

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natback666: jesus, dildos are like bluefluffs predominant theme, like dickens & poverty, or foalout4 & fuckin miwkies
dont ever change bluefluff <3

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bluefluff: @natback666: <3
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Anonymous16(1): @MagosBiologis: John, it's me. The first anon you dealt with. The only anon, in your eyes, speaking to you. I've watched you from the very beginning, spamming and spasming, descending into paranoia and lashing out at everyone as you stain the booru with your presence. And it has entertained me to no end.

It is true that I endeavored to get you banned the first time. I achieved that, I won, I'm awesome. But you have made me laugh like I've never laughed before. It's never been this easy or fulfilling.

I'm going to miss you. I truly mean that.

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bluefluff: should I draw a fluffy dressed up as Hitler for halloween?

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MagosBiologis: @Anonymous: You know what, you bastard? I hate you. I hate you the same way I hate my dad for making fun of me, my lisp, my slow reactions, my bad hearing, and my autism. I hate you the same way I hated those kids who pretended to be my friends in high school, only to turn out to be using me as their groups' jester and not letting me introduce them to any of the stuff I like, and never inviting me to any parties or birthdays. I hate you like I hate Kesha Bonafante, some Jersey Shore looking cunt from high school who gated me just because she thought I was annoying and got away with publicly kicking me in the testicles multiple times in gym class with no provocation, and getting away with it because not only was I an easy target, but she was probably fucking the coach like the whore she was. I hate you like I hate Adam Parent, some wannabe Soldier in my school who insulted me and got away with it for years because his mom was on the school board, who treated everyone around him like shit and got Dustin Wilkins expelled for punching his teeth out after Adam insulted his mother in gym. At least that short little Nazi ended up crying like a little bitch and dropped out of his dream career in military boot camp and the stupid fuck now works on an assembly line. I hate you like I hate Islamic theocracies who just try and rub it in our faces that we can't do shit to attack them without them using their own population as human shields. I hate you like I hate bullies like Trump and Putin and Cameron, and wish an assassin would splatter their brains across the wall with a bullet. I HATE YOU LIKE I HATE FLUFFIES, because you're a disgusting, despicable little shit masquerading as an innocent creature who is using its percieved innocence to torment me for shits and giggles. And we all know what happens to fluffies.
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Anonymous17(1): @MagosBiologis: I love you John Calder. You complete me. I'll never really be whole after your gone. You're the Batman to my Joker. The Ahab to my Moby.

Thank you for everything.

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MagosBiologis: @Anonymous: You're lower than a leprechaun's nutsack, you know that?
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Anonymous18(1): @bluefluff: Naw, it's Halloween! Your options are limitless!

Draw Hitler for Thanksgiving.

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Anonifluff: @MagosBiologis: Well, that was fun. I'd say it was nice knowing you, but...well...

It wasn't.
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Anonymous19(7): Oh my dear sweet lord.

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fwufabwuss: @bluefluff: Ja! Ein fowk, Ein wike, Ein smawtie!

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MagosBiologis: @Anonifluff: I didn't DO ANYTHING! It's the same jerkoff anon spreading lies about me, antagonizing me, and you know what? I hope he dies and burns in hell, and on the way there he can KISS MY ASS, french-kiss it too, lick the shit clean!
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Anonymous20(1): @MagosBiologis: Aichi's up.

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Anonifluff: @MagosBiologis: Did you get unbanned, or did you just come back when you thought Aichi told you?
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Anonymous21(1): Bluefluff, I really like your art, and I'm sorry it became a battleground.

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MagosBiologis: @MagosBiologis: You know what? I have self-respect, I got dignity. It's not much, but I got some. So let me tell you thos: you can go fuck yourself with your self-righteous "dickwolf crusade". If I get banned, then I'Ll go with pride. Because you've been literally conspiring against me this whole time. You've admitted it, you've laughed about it, and you know what's really funny? You tricked me into layING into you just as Aichi woke up so you could get me in trouble and make ME look like the bad guy. You fuck.

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Micron: @MagosBiologis: If you feed anger into the booru, that anger comes back unto you.

I don't know what's going on, but if you did anything that can be perceived as ban evasion, I suggest you make Aichi aware of it and apologize for the misunderstanding. In the future, problems with ip-unlocks or bans should be resolved using the contact form.
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Anonymous22(1): @MagosBiologis: Do you really think I'm that competent? I'm touched.

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bluefluff: @Anonymous: thanks anon. and no worries, is not the first time it happens (':

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fwufabwuss: @bluefluff: A smawtie dressed as Hitler leading a little herd dressed as Eva, Himmler, Goebbels, Papan...

Bonus points if they stumble into a Krav Maga competition.

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Dirtbiker989: Do you prefer requests via PM or public comment?

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Anonifluff: @bluefluff: Don't worry. Next picture you post (and I vote for the sex shop/S&M fluffy thing, too), he'll be banned, so the comment section won't be shitty.

Well, it'll still be shitty. This is Fluffybooru after all.
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Anonymous23(1): @Dirtbiker989: After this? I'd bet on PM.

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MagosBiologis: @Micron: I've been bullied in real life long enough to realize that everyone who says "just ignore them" knows it doesn't really work, they just don't want to hear about it. No, anger is the ONLY solution to being harassed. I never punched a guy in the face, so I got bullied throughout my social life in school. And you know what's worse? I thought I could escape from my real life problems in the internet, but nothing's solid here. Not only can you not reason with anyone on this digital cesspool we call the Internet, but you can't swing at someone's schnozz through a computer screen.
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Anonymous24: Thid is adorable haha.@MagosBiologis: SHUT THE HELL UP ABOUT YOUR DAMN IDEA. YOU CAN SEND MESSAGES YOU KNOW.

FFS.

Now..back to that adorable blue fluffy writing with a dildo <3..

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Dirtbiker989: @Anonymous gets it. This neighborhood has very much gone downhill.

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MagosBiologis: @Anonymous: FUCK YOU HE ASKED FOR IDEAS AND I DELIVERED YOU VENEREAL DISEASE RIDDEN CUNT

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bluefluff: @MagosBiologis: why do you have to do this here? :C couldn't you do it on facebook or some other post? I just wanted to get requests not this :C

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Anonifluff: >I thought I could escape from my real life problems in the internet

Well, there's your problem.

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MagosBiologis: @bluefluff: ...I'm sorry. I just wanted to share an idea this site Inspired me with, and I wanted to share it. But nobody wants to hear anything I have to say.
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Anonymous25(1): @Anonifluff: This is the same fucking thing he was banned for!

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Micron: @bluefluff: Indeed. Your stuff is always so darn adorable, and it's really unfortunate that all this rage ended up right up against it.

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MagosBiologis: @Anonymous: for what? Fucking defending myself, you trolling piece of dogshit-gargling Wahabbist swinefuck?
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Anonymous26(1): @MagosBiologis: So you shit all over her post?

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MagosBiologis: You know what. Fuck it. I'm out.

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Anonifluff: @MagosBiologis: Finally.

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natback666: @MagosBiologis: magos, no, wait, come back...
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Anonymous27(1): @MagosBiologis: Goodbye my friend. I'll treasure our time together. Message you on Facebook?

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natback666: it so coooooooooold in the B'
HOW DA FUCK DO WE 'PPOSED TO KEEP PEACE?!
what all on a magos' miiiiiind, autist & doin tiiiiiiime
D:
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MissionFromBog: Jesus H. Bend-Me-Over-And-Fistfuck-Me Christ.
This all needs to be saved. Without evidence no one will believe it.
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Anonymous28: How about a fluffy dressed like a cat which frightens other fluffies.
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Anonymous29(1): @MissionFromBog: Dude, this is only the latest chapter. It goes back a bit. Post >>41855. Read the comments too.

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bluefluff: @Anonymous: gonna add this to the ones that I'm already drawing. thank you for filling that blank space
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Anonymous30(28): @bluefluff: Thanks!

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WOTAN: @bluefluff: could blue fluff be hitler? he'd be a cut hitler. serious eyebrows and hair,but his tongue still lolling out
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Anonymous31(1): @bluefluff: Could you do a fluffy crying because the other fluffies don't like him because just, in general, sucks?

"Nofwuffy wike Magow! Magow hab gud ideas!

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MagosBiologis: @Anonymous: I cake back because I realize if I give up now, you win.

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ripoffMcgee: @Anonymous: let it go

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bluefluff: @WOTAN: sure. that would be funny to see

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MagosBiologis: @Anonymous: and go fuck yourself

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bluefluff: @Anonymous: yeah, why not? :)

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WOTAN: @ripoffMcgee: Thanks blue fluff! <3

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WOTAN: @WOTAN: And I guess thank you to Mcgee on accident
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Anonymous32(1): @MagosBiologis: Aw! You could have walked out with some dignity!
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Anonymous33(24): @MagosBiologis: chill, Im not the same anon as the others. But I and others are definitely getting real sick of your spam.@bluefluff: bluefluff this is anon #24 sorry for the caps attack. I so love your work and the blue silly floofy.

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ripoffMcgee: @MagosBiologis: you have to appreciate a good troll i salute you before your ban
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Anonymous34(1): @Anonymous: He won't believe you.

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bluefluff: @Anonymous: its okay. and thanks <3

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MagosBiologis: You know what? If I get banned, I'Ll make you all regret bullying me. I'll post links on every brony website or blog I can find, and unleash a GODDAMN TIDE OF HUGBOXING FAGGOTS ON YOU! A TIDE OF FLUFFY-GUARDS!
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Anonymous35(1): This whole debacle is hereby declared...

WarHurrDurr: The Sad Case of John Calder

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ripoffMcgee: @WOTAN: i felt loved for a second .....and than you took it all away

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MagosBiologis: It will be a zombie apocalypse, only instead of zombies it will be dumbass bronies shitting themselves and spamming hate comments at you for killing their sexual fantasies.
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Anonymous36(1): @MagosBiologis: I promise you, I'll enjoy that. A feast of easily triggered, easily tricked newfags to feed on. I don't give a fig about this site.

You'll be rewarding me.

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MagosBiologis: And it's CAULDER

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bluefluff: @MagosBiologis: you know.. I'm usually a pretty nice and calm person. but i hope you burn on the deepest hell for this. I really do.
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Anonymous37(1): @ripoffMcgee: So cold!

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WOTAN: @MagosBiologis:
And they would have fun torturing them the same as they did you. Give them what exactly what they want till the bitter end man, sure do that.

I really tried to help you out of this,show you what to do to and fly under the radar and chill out. I'm dissapointed you couldn't just chill out and control yourself. Goodbye John.

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ripoffMcgee: @Anonymous: on my birthday to

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WOTAN: @ripoffMcgee: I love your art too! so unique!

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MagosBiologis: @Anonymous: so you never cared about the fluffy content at all from the beginning, only stifling content you don't like? You'd be willing to burn it all down for some lolz, you piece of shit? I mean, as tempted as I am about doing it, I was joking about unleashing The Brony Hordes upon Fluffybooru, but you'd actually enjoy destroying this website? And somehow I'M the bad guy and YOU'RE the victim somehow?
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Anonymous38(1): @MagosBiologis: Yes. Yes. And yes. And I never claimed to be the victim! That's why I'm Joker, and your Batman! A retarded Batman.
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Baron_Trump: @MagosBiologis: Please tell me you are not still in school, I am worried you would be getting guns and dusting off the trenchcoat. Seriously, if Encyclpedia Dramatica were still around, you would be writing your own entry here.

Dude, just let it go. This is the internet, not real life, and a degenerate corner of the internet at that. Who gives a fuck what people say to you!?

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MagosBiologis: @Anonymous: Well, now, if I'm retarded, then you're braindead, because I just Chessmastered your bitch-ass. HEY AICHI! I PROVED THE TROLL BOTHERING ME WAS THE BAD GUY ALL ALONG AND HE ADMITTED IT RIGHT HERE! Fucking checkmate!
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Anonymous39(1): I feel like Aichi is just reading this in stunned, disappointed silence. Like a mother reading her son's incest erotica.
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deadweight: @bluefluff: we all love you blue!
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Anonymous40(7): @Anonymous: basically
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Anonymous41(1): @MagosBiologis: Oh no. Please. I'll be good. It's not my fault. I have autism. You edited those comments.

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natback666: @MagosBiologis: magos, please. cant you just idk, try for even a little dignity? it doesnt have to be like this

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MagosBiologis: And even if I get banned, well, at least I'll get banned having taken out the bad guy. After all, I'm the Batman. I'm willing to de if it means defeating the Joker from enacting his evil plan.

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bluefluff: @MagosBiologis: i really hope you die for what you did to my thread.
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Anonymous42(1): @MagosBiologis: Oh my god is this really happening? I must have been a saint in a past life to deserve this show.

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bluefluff: @deadweight: <3

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Anonifluff: @Anonymous: He is, but he's not being silent.

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MagosBiologis: @bluefluff: I apologize. I really do. I know what it's like to have your thread fucked up by idiots.

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natback666: @MagosBiologis: like, i get it yo, trolls suck & people can be real cunts but fuck man, its just fuckin fluffybooru lol. you CAN be better than alot of the shitheads without throwing a total n utter bitchfit :(

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WOTAN: @bluefluff: can't wait for hitler fluff blue! <3 es ist zeit for reiche

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MagosBiologis: @natback666: Maybe you're right.
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Anonymous43(1): @MagosBiologis: John, I've been here a while. I've contributed no content, I've trolled, baited, samefagged and bullied constantly. And I've been banned exactly once.

For spamming the comments in one of Menthol's posts. They don't care.
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Anonymous44: TENTACLE INDUCED ANAL PROLAPSE

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MagosBiologis: @Anonymous: Holy shit, you ARE a real-life Joker.

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Anonifluff: Hi, Aichi!

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bluefluff: @WOTAN: es wird einige zeit dauern. need to finish some other requests first.
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Anonymous45(1): @MagosBiologis: Please don't say that. It diminishes the Joker.
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Anonymous46(7): bluefluff, we'll buy you a pizza or some beer or something, this needs to finish playing out

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MagosBiologis: Bluefluff, I apologize. You didn't deserve to have your thread turned into a war zone of cocks and tasty-cools. You remind me of all I ever wanted to be on this site: a good content creator who was able to bring people together with their creative abilities. You didn't deserve this.

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Fatalsirenz: What the fuck did old uncle Fatal miss while I was playing WoW? Jesus.
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Baron_Trump: @bluefluff: Hey Bluefluff, in honor of this autist ruining your thread, I really, really wish you would indulge MagosBiologis with a Warhammer 40K image, BUT have the big ass armored dudes putting fluffies up each others asses like the (oh god hopefully) urban legend about gays doing that.

I would love you forever, and I bet the anon's would too.
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Anonymous47(1): @MagosBiologis: Asskissing won't keep you from getting banned, John. You ruined her post.

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MagosBiologis: You want to know why I never let a troll or a bully stop me from trying to complete my goals?

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bluefluff: @Anonymous: that sounds nice. send some coffee too. I'll need it to finish all these fluffy abominations.
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Anonymous48(1): @Baron_Trump: Release it AFTER he's banned, so he has no way of seeing it. That would just be icing on the orgasm.

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MagosBiologis: BECAUSE FUCK YOU, THAT'S WHY!

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bluefluff: @MagosBiologis: just shit up already. I will hate you less if you do.
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Anonymous49(1): @MagosBiologis: I guess we'll never know.
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Anonymous50(7): RIP MANGOSBOLLOCKS, TAKEN FROM US TOO SOON
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Anonymous51(1): @Aichi: PRAISE AICHI! HAIL FILTH! HAIL DECADENCE AND CRUELTY!

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natback666: goddammit

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bluefluff: @Aichi: I love you <3 thanks
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Anonymous52(1): @Aichi: It was just the echo of a fart.

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Fatalsirenz: Praise be to Aichi!
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Anonymous53(1): Dickwolves... back to the shadows...
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Anonymous54: I... I just got here for a quick look at the site before running off to bed. After going through this whole shitshow, it has to be said: FUCKING LULZ

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lordanubis: Twofacetoo hard at work on his comeback story
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Anonymous55(1): Man, when John goes postal and blames us... sheeeeit.

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fwufabwuss: @MagosBiologis: So is this a tacit admission that you're involved with The_Fluffy_Guard being here?
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Anonymous56(1): @fwufabwuss:IlluminAutism Confirmed!
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Anonymous57: @bluefluff: Imagine the day that MB tries to pull his tough guy act with a cop. Now there's your idea.

Or do "The Fly" but with a fluffy.
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Anonymous58(7): @Anonymous: if he's actually that retarded, I doubt he gets out in the world enough to where he would run into a cop when he's having a shitfit.

And if he's a troll smart enough and dedicated enough to have gone to these lengths, for all we know he might be a cop. Maybe a mall cop.
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Anonymous59: Jesus. This is Chris-Chan levels of headfuckery. Including the "haha, I found a loophole, you can't touch me!" bragging that gets him into even deeper trouble.

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Guzziman: Fucking Magos why you gotta be a fag when I sleep?
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Arazur: Jesus what a shit show
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Anonymous60: @MagosBiologis: That's some high quality pasta

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AIDS: Y'all ned to chill the fuck out.
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Anonymous61: Halloween floofers
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Anonymous62: Silly fluff that's for sorry dickin'

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fwuffee: @MagosBiologis: Man, must be hard being 10 in this day and age. Don't forget your trenchcoat on the way out, kiddo.
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Anonymous63: Please don't scare away Blue, you guys. One of the nicest artists here!

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Guzziman: Will he ever be back, who knows, who cares.

Man magos, the fucking pondscum of the internet rejected you.
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Anonymous64(1): @Guzziman: Oh I hope he comes back. I hope he does send the bronies. There's no way we'll fund anyone else lime him.

BTW if you go to Artistkun's Warhammer thing, your idea worked.

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Guzziman: @Anonymous: Kek I know I saw. If I was there though it would have been a failure.

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Guzziman: Guess AK really likes warhammer 40k if he did that request
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Anonymous65: I'Ll have my vengeance if it takes a THOUSAND YEARS!
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Anonymous66(65): I've reported this site to the British Isles authorities, where Aichi lives. You bullied and harrassed me, now I'Ll burn this fucking site to ASH!
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Anonymous67: @Anonymous: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Anonymous68(1): @Anonymous: I thought you left because I told on you to your mommy.
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Anonymous69(67): @Anonymous: Nope. Still here.
Also, just because it says 'Anonymous' doesn't mean the poster is the same person.
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Anonymous70(1): @Anonymous: John. You need to stop.
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Anonymous71(7): for fucks sake.
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Anonymous72: @MagosBiologis:
When your father made fun of you? It was me, John!
When the other kids tricked you? I made them do it!
When Kesha kicked your balls? It was me! I was Kesha Belfonte!
I told Adam Parent he was cool!
I am the Islamic Theocracies!
I elected TrumPutin!

IT WAS ME, JOHN!!!
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