Image Uploader bobdirt, December 12, 2016; 17:29 Tags abuse choke smarty Rating Source Unknown Locked No Comments December 12, 2016; 17:30 - Reply Anonymous1: inb4 faggots talk about long legs December 12, 2016; 17:37 - Reply bobdirt: @Anonymous: the legs aren't even long anymore. But I'm not going to make them those retard legs that some people draw. December 12, 2016; 17:37 - Reply Dirtbiker989: *COUGH* *SPUTTER* "Ha-hawdew, p-pwease... HAWDEW..." December 12, 2016; 17:38 - Reply Micron: Is it even possible to strangle it through all of its fluff? December 12, 2016; 17:38 - Reply bobdirt: There's a long standing comic idea I've been tinkering around with. Might start a patreon for it, wouldn't want to cut any corners with it. December 12, 2016; 17:41 - Reply Dirtbiker989: @bobdirt: Oh, and your art style is your art style. I did notice shorter legs, but if you don't want to draw those pegged little stubs that are the Fluffy equivalent of bee wings, no one can really stop you. December 12, 2016; 18:08 - Reply UltraKek: @bobdirt: Bit they are still long. Your fluffies look like someone took a miniature horse, dyed its coat, and jammed a fluffy's head on its shoulders. December 12, 2016; 18:26 - Reply bobdirt: @UltraKek: That sounds like a fluffy to me. I'm not going to give them nubs, you can't draw anything expressive with that. December 12, 2016; 18:40 - Reply bloodgutsandfluff: @bobdirt: I think you've done a great job with making the legs look like fluffy legs, while I love the stubby pegs of many artists around here I like these quite a bit too. December 12, 2016; 18:50 - Reply FoalOut4: Increase their leg length 400%, do it! December 12, 2016; 18:52 - Reply GreatFieryDongoOfDoom: Bob! As I said, your Fluffies are unique, don't listen to people telling you to draw them like everyone else does. Where's fun in that? Still, you need to develop some sort of headcanon and present it, as Fluffies according to many people are not miniature horses, rather mixture of cat, dog, rabbit and horse genes (I think someone took the most annoying parts from those animals). Thus you have some differences like leathery hooves instead of regular horse ones, more agile legs (shitrats can actually lift shit with those), etc. etc. December 12, 2016; 18:53 - Reply GreatFieryDongoOfDoom: Also: holy fuck... if Fluffies have a bit from every animal and in addition can talk, cry, etc. it would seems sick fucks at Hasbio added some human genes into mixture. Holy fuck, abusing those seems even more like a great idea! December 12, 2016; 18:55 - Reply Soulvei: @bobdirt: But see, this is a lot better. It's fat and still stubby. Plus I just can't get enough of Bart and Homer-style choking scenes. December 12, 2016; 18:55 - Reply Soulvei: @bobdirt: You've earned a like :3 December 12, 2016; 19:03 - Reply UltraKek: @bloodgutsandfluff: Except plenty of people manage to draw expressive fluffies with stubby legs... December 12, 2016; 19:05 - Reply bobdirt: @UltraKek: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. December 12, 2016; 19:12 - Reply bobdirt: @Soulvei: Thanks, I don't really see much choking going on so I figured I'd do some. @FoalOut4: Will do @GreatFieryDongoOfDoom: I might actually change the hooves, the dark sharp ones I'm doing right now look a little out of place. December 12, 2016; 19:14 - Reply ObviouslyOblivious: Make them femurs LARGER! December 12, 2016; 19:23 - Reply UltraKek: @bobdirt: I'm this close to posting the entire Bee Movie script in response December 12, 2016; 19:23 - Reply ObviouslyOblivious: @UltraKek: Do it. December 12, 2016; 19:39 - Reply UltraKek: @ObviouslyOblivious: I would have to break it up into pieces since there's a character limit to comments. And now the surprise would be ruined :( December 13, 2016; 00:58 - Reply AIDS: It doesn't give up, despite beging choked. Most bratty fluffies/smarties would be making claims of being a "gud fwuffy" and profess it's innocence to whatever caused the choking. I'll have to give this smarty kudos for going down swinging. December 13, 2016; 02:08 - Reply Poopiesketti: @AIDS: the misnomer of the "Smarty fwiend". In this situation, any other type of fluffy would be at the point of screeing in terror/agony and or begging for their life. Smartie Syndrome fluffies loose the ill-formed fight or flight area of the brain, and in its place, the ego swells to overtake that area of the fluffies psyche. Unfortunately, the swelling, is not just in the metaphorical sense, but in the literal sense as well. The swelling of the brain causes delusional hallucinations, and a hyperinflation sense of grandeur. There is a school of thought, that Smartie Syndrome is in actuality, fatal. But, unfortunately, every documented case ended up getting themselves killed before they could reach the age where scientists theorize would trigger the fatality stage of the disease. December 13, 2016; 03:39 - Reply Anonymous2: @WetFluff: go be a faggot somewhere else. December 13, 2016; 04:31 - Reply AIDS: @Poopiesketti: >There is a school of thought, that Smartie Syndrome is in actuality, fatal. But, unfortunately, every documented case ended up getting themselves killed before they could reach the age where scientists theorize would trigger the fatality stage of the disease. This would actually make for an interesting topic for a story. Maybe not so easy to do in pictures, but it could be done in text. I know that some types of brain tumours can cause drastic changes in behaviour so I don't see why it should be any different in fluffies. December 13, 2016; 15:20 - Reply JellyBellenheimer: I think the length is the right length, just make the legs wider, December 13, 2016; 15:21 - Reply JellyBellenheimer: the skinniness of the legs is what is triggering everyone. or just start drawing pillow fluffs and tell everybody to go fuck themselves. December 13, 2016; 15:22 - Reply JellyBellenheimer: Protip: given the nature of the booru, even when you draw a Pillow, somefag will still be in the comments telling you the legs are too long. December 13, 2016; 17:16 - Reply bobdirt: @JellyBellenheimer: Yeah, I've been liking the idea of making the legs more cone-like. December 13, 2016; 18:00 - Reply FoalOut4: Just make their legs ridiculously long, like Salvidor Dali long. April 21, 2019; 03:50 - Reply Chompew: Satisfying! Thread locked for the current user.