artist:ewik_da_wed braces cannibal cottonfluff cute derp questionable sadbox-ish smarty

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Ewik_da_Wed: A few characters from some of my text stories.

Left: Smoothie (or "Smoobleh"), the smarty friend who managed to ram his horn into his own brain and derpify himself.
Center: Waffle, the young mare with braces who gets bullied at the daycare.
Right: The cannibal cottonfluff mummah.
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Anonymous1: why not just kill the derped smarty? look at that thing, LOOK AT IT!
Seriouslly, it deserves to die

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FluffiesAreFood: Left: skull obviously not collectable anymore, but the meat and fur are almost certainly still good. I'd take him off the owner's hands (who wants a smart-ass derpie fluff?) and butcher and cook him that day.

Center: Wow, any owner who gives their fluffy braces has to be loaded or very generous.

Right: Meat might be good, but avoid any nervous system tissue. Mad Fluff Disease is no fucking joke.
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Anonymous2: @FluffiesAreFood: So, cannibal fluffs are obviously off your menu, right?

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FluffiesAreFood: @Anonymous: Wild ones yes. Wild ones eat nerve tissue and can get a fluffy form of BFE. Domesticated fluffs....well, a certain amount of involuntary cannibalism is necessary.
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Ewik_da_Wed: @FluffiesAreFood: Nigga why would ya even want to eat a cottonfluffy, that's just retarded. Ain't ya an annoying one.
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Anonymous3(2): @FluffiesAreFood: A fluffy form of what now?

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FluffiesAreFood: @Anonymous: Mad Cow Disease.

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FluffiesAreFood: @Ewik_da_Wed: Cottonfluff meat is still fluffy meat, which is still an edible if not entirely satisfying beef substitute that's readily available after our food supply collapses from social breakdown.

Admittedly there's not much of a market for cottonfluff pelts.
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Anonymous4(2): @FluffiesAreFood: Thank you for explaining. I've never seen that acronym used for it before, so I was a bit confused.
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Anonymous5(2): @FluffiesAreFood: Couldn't the pelts be used for cheap stuffing material for furniture or stuffed animals? After sanitization, of course.

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RevMe: @FluffiesAreFood: Popcorn fluffies!

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FluffiesAreFood: @Anonymous: Like lamb's wool only not as scratchy? I like!!

So thinking about this, one could sheer off the "cotton" once in a while the way one sheers a sheep of its wool. At slaughter time the pelt might be useful not so much useful for its fur as for its skin, and could be made into a parchment for use by artists, with scraps turned into glue.

What do you think anon?

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TechnicolorCarnage: I've been gone a while– what the fuck is a cottonfluff?

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AIDS: @TechnicolorCarnage: I think it's a creation of KMEB.
Unless I remember all wrong, cottonfluffs were even tinier, dumber and more fragile than microfluffs and almost invariably resemlbled cotton balls, being all white and fluffy.

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RevMe: And don't they usually ahve about two modes: Fuck and Eat, which usually involves them eating the first thing they see—normally their babies.
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Anonymous6: Illustrious trio
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Anonymous7(2): @FluffiesAreFood: Oooh, I like the way you think!
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FluffyPuncher: @TechnicolorCarnage: I think that cottonfluffs have been around for a few years now.