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SUBJECT: Boss’s Orders
FROM: Paul Delaney <DrPaul.Del@AIM.com>
DATE:5/13/20 ; 7:47pm
TO: Derick Niceguy <Derick.Nic@AIM.com>

Alright, this is the big times Derick! VP Jeff Newbern has personally selected us to collect a multi-city wide census of genetic data in wild fluffies!
Did I mention we get PAID to do this, AND stay for as long as we want in any given location?!
Currently he has sent me a list of the most infected cities in the United States and Canada, some with fluffy populations in the range of 6,500,000-10,000,000. That’s enough to equal 4 fluffies for every 1 human. Correct me if I’m wrong but isn’t your hometown is on the list?
Here’s the list so far…
*Detroit
*Pittsburg
*Montreal
*New York
*Boston
*Pawtucket, The ‘Hasbio’ home office/epicenter.

Pack your fucking bags friendo! We’re going on the road! We’ve got a census to build and colors to track! Just tell me you are up for it and we can be out of the office in as soon as 4 business days


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SUBJECT: Boss’s Orders
FROM: Derick Niceguy <Derick.Nic@AIM.com>
DATE:5/13/20 ; 8:09pm
TO: Paul Delaney <DrPaul.Del@AIM.com>

That sounds great Paul! I Just have one question, Jeff Newbern, did he give us any leeway on this Project? Example; can we change any of the cities we visit?
PS: No, my home town is Seattle! Can’t you tell by the way I love the rain?


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SUBJECT: Boss’s Orders
FROM: Paul Delaney <DrPaul.Del@AIM.com>
DATE:5/13/20 ; 10:15pm
TO: Derick Niceguy <Derick.Nic@AIM.com>

What? You don’t want to go on an all-expenses paid trip to New York for as long as we want, just so we can count and ‘test’ wild fluffies? What the hell is wrong with you?
At least tell me the cities you want to go to, as I’m burning with curiosity to find out what’s better than the list we’ve been given.
TL;DR Tell me where you’d rather go to, and take a census!

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StoryTeller: Just like the title says give me your hometown, a place you like or don't and I'll come up with a census of fluffies according to weather conditions and the boundaries you set for me!

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Legit_Mizard: I live in Portland OR,

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StoryTeller: @Legit_Mizard: Noted!
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TheFoalFryer: DeSoto Missouri

The the city the news and Hollywood IRL don't know about or care for.
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TheFoalFryer: Also if you could sorta put me in as a fluffy hunter I would appreciate it. (If not that's fine too)
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Anonymous1: Don't live in America, in fact, if fluffies where real, they would not be allowed there until there are cleared for everything.
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Anonymous2: @Anonymous: Nah, deregulation promotes business... Trump will let them be made.

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Legit_Mizard: Going off what @TheFoalFryer: said, I would like to be a fluffy vet.

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StoryTeller: @Legit_Mizard: yes to both
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Anonymous3: I'm from St. Louis, Missouri.
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Anonymous4: Daytona Beach, Florida?

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sugarnacid: DelMarVa
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Anonymous5: Palm springs, California. This one should be interesting cuz it gets hot as hell here in the summers.

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AIDS: Bumfuck, Alabama.
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Gilfifth: You should do a southern coastal city. You could have an invasion of fluffs by land and sea fluffs by the ocean. Plus Southerners have guns

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UltraKek: Phoenix, Arizona! Not where I currently live, but my hometown, nonetheless.

Pretty temperate weather most of the year, so as long as fluffies could adjust to the desert and survive the scorching summer months, they'd probably find fairly favorable breeding conditions (unfortunately). Assuming they're able to find water and also don't get eaten by rattlesnakes or coyotes, that is. I'd be curious to see how you think they'd fare.

Also, Seattle. Because, I'd love to see how they deal with all that rain.
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Anonymous6: DENVER. They're already basically inundated with an invasion of dirty shiftless hippie millennials coming for the legal weed and mild weather. I reckon a fluffy would enjoy the weather at least just as much. Its actually retarded how nice it is in Denver, always a comfy mild temperature with no humidity outside and rarely any problematic precipitation. Snow doesn't last a day on the ground there, usually. Seems like a perfect place for fluffs to congregate.
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Anonymous7(6): @Anonymous: Not to mention the whole crowding problem and housing shortage in the city would exacerbate the problems presented by a large scale fluff infestation.

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StoryTeller: @Gilfifth: well i live in SC so that's easy to write about
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PeppermintParchment: I live in a tiny North Georgia town,so the best I can give you for a "sizeable" population would be the city of Dalton about twenty minutes away.

But I bet Atlanta would be packed with fluffies. There's so many places for them to hide,lots of alleys, restaurants just throw their food out,lots of homeless people as well. But then you'd have a high mortality rate for fluffies too. We have the huge, eight lane highway that goes through,tons of traffic,gang crime,and they'd be easy meals for the homeless. The weather is constantly PMSing around here too,snow one day but sunshine the next!
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Anonymous8: @PeppermintParchment: Just to add on what you said, what about the Georgia aquarium?

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guodzilla: @StoryTeller: My hometown is Bloomington, IL (The home of State Farm Insurance and BeerNuts), and I harbor a grudge against where I now live: Rockvile (er..VILLE) MD.

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guodzilla: @PeppermintParchment: What about Savannah?@sugarnacid: DelMarVa? Wow! We're neighbors (sorta)!
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Anonymous9: Tolland, CT. Woodsy place, and I bet the little assholes would out-breed the squirrels.
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Wangew_Wick: @PeppermintParchment: I second ATL, for all the reasons that PeppermintParchment mentioned.
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Anonymous10: Allentown, Pennsylvania

It's in the Lehigh Valley and with all the old abandoned industrial plants I'm sure they'd find a home.
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PeppermintParchment: @guodzilla: I've never actually been to Savannah. I had a chance to study at a college there that I really considered,but the cost+trying to find a place to live+being so far from home made me choose a tiny community college near home,haha.

Plus Savannah is supposedly filled with ghosts and Peppermint doesn't mess with the supernatural
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PeppermintParchment: @Anonymous: Hm,I don't know. The area around it is pretty congested,fluffies would definitely get flattened by angry tourists searching for overpriced parking. If not flattened,then at least kicked as a form of therapy.

@Wangew_Wick: Yeah,I think Atlanta would actually be a perfect fluffy environment. Plenty "concrete jungle" for them to breed at,while we still have small forests,hills,and grasslands for the ones who wish to try their luck in the "wild"

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StoryTeller: These are all great! I'll try and make an educated guess on their numbers colors ect. Just ask if you want a shout out in the census, just give me a name work with if you don't want to use your username

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FluffyPuncher: New York, New York

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guodzilla: @PeppermintParchment: no ghosts, huh? Then I guess I can't tell you my Gettysburg story.
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PeppermintParchment: @guodzilla: Oh no,I don't mind stories. My mother and grandmother both have a ton of them,about ghosts and red eyes dogs and giant rats and such. But I NEVER want to actually EXPERIENCE anything supernatural myself. I'm a big baby about that stuff. Which is strange, considering I love to write horror ;)
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Anonymous11: Boston!
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Anonymous12(11): Providence is where the Hasbro hq is

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StoryTeller: @Anonymous: Where is that written? I'm not trying to be an ass, I just want to know where you got that Info.

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NudeRei: Austin, TX

They have a good mix of hippies (hugboxers) and rednecks (abusers).
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Anonymous13: Mishawaka, indiana.

Moderately sized rivers, and extremely close to several highways and a fairly large expanse of farmland. Lots of corn and soybeans.
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Anonymous14(11): @StoryTeller: I looked at Wikipedia and it says the headquarters is actually on Pawtucket.

The building in providence is just a corporate office. My bad, I was mistaken

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Rick_N_Fluffy: Not really my hometown, but Amsterdam is close enough.
I doubt fluffies would survive here tho :)
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Anonymous15: The City from Thief: The Dark Project
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Anonymous16: Lima, Perù