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I am saddened to reveal that I feel like the Fire Cult has ran it's course
It's been a wonderful ride with you bastards
So allow me to present, the finale, Chapter 9 of the Fire Cult
FINALE
By King C
>be me
>fire god
>been about three months since the Crusades
>the cannibal fluffies are very dead
>fluffies still doing well
>getting bored of it all
>nothing really appeals to me anymore
>no amount of sacrifices, torturing, or sick games really amuse me like they used to
>everything is somewhat routine now
>decide on it
>one final game
>the longest one forever with a big bang
>turn on speakers
HARK! HEAR AND OBEY!
>fluffies gather around
Wat nee' fiya god? No new mummahs, sacwifise was wast monf!
TONIGHT, I DEMAND THAT MARBLE BE PLACED UPON MY ALTAR FOR THE ENTIRETY OF THE NIGHT
>marble doesnt hesitate to reply
Yes mista fiya god
>good
>turn off speakers
>drive off to nearest shelter
>buy a red unicorn
>bit lighter than Marble, but will do
>ink its eyes, blacken its mane and give it similar tattoos like Marble
Wub nyu daddeh! Gib wots a hugsies 'n wub!
>shame im gonna kill this thing
>night falls
>marble is asleep on the altar
>good


>put the decoy in the bag
Heehee, whew tu daddeh?
>on the outskirts of the church now
>put down the decoy
Wow! Housie su bigsies!
>slit its neck
>be sure to get as many arteries as possible
GHAK! GHURK GHAA!
>it dies
>set it on fire
>pick up marble
>still asleep
>replace marble with decoy
>return home
>wake up Marble
Huu? Whew mawble?
Welcome to your new home, marble
>she looks around
Bu, bu whew fiya fwends?
It matters naught anymore, dear
>give her some spaghetti
Yay! Sketty!
>now we play the waiting game

>morning
>fluffies find the charred decoy's corpse
SCREE! MAWBLE DEAD! NUU!
>few cry
>they start panicking
WUT MEAN FIYA GOD? WUT WAN FWUFFIES TU DU?
>just sit and watch
>panicking
>shitting
>crying
>mfw I killed their jesus
>shouldve crucified him
>watch over the course of days they try to please me
>they dont dare touch the decoy's corpse
>week passes
>some fluffies are beginning to look depressed
>I typically check in on them once a week, make sure everythings all good
>three weeks go by
>smarty steps up
MEANIE FIYA GOD ABANDUN FWUFFIES!
>only two support him
>believers dont believe it
NU TWU! FIYA GOD TAKIN NAPSIES! BE BACK SUUN!
>believers shun the smarty
>one throws a rock at him
>soon

>now been two months since I last talked to them
>mothers give birth to some foals
>smarty sees this as an opportunity
SEE? IF FIYA GOD WAS HEEW, WOULDA TAKEN SUM OF MUMMAHS BABBEHS!
>some agree
>believers still think im on holiday or some shit
>marvelous
>watch overtime as the smarty gains more support
>its really slow
>like watching a bacterium grow
>he hardly has anything to start off, but slowly, more and more fluffies begin to show signs of loosing faith
>get text from sis
>check
>holy kek
>her Water God gig is going marvelously
>apparently Sea Fluffies are more obedient than normal fluffies
>less likely to develop Smarty Syndrome, too
>made it really easy for her to assume control
>check cam
>oh you motherfuck
>its the Ice God

>havent seen her since I pepper sprayed her another skin layer
>she starts talking to the church
Tell me. Where is your fire god?
Dummah fiya gawd nu hewe nu moaw!
Nu twu! He takin sweepsies, evwywun need sweepsies!
>Ice god goes over to the smarty
What say you that I become your new god?
Dummah! Nu need new god! Fwuffies hab smawty!
>she picks up a Believer
Hey! Wet fwuffy down!
>she pulls out an ice pack
>duct tapes it to fluffy
Why feew su cowd?
See?
>She drops the fluffy
>it cant even move with the ice pack around her
>you absolute bitch
>I mean I was gonna kill 'em all, anyways
>But I wanted to, not her!
>she steps into the church
>pulls out some spaghetti
>gives it to the smarty
Here champ, eat up
Bestest Sketties! Wub nyu Ise god!


>she struts over to the Shrine
The hell is this?
Dat fiya god shwine!
And the hell is this aswell?
>she picks up the decoys corpse
Dat was mawble, gweat fwuffy, wed us wen fiya god was 'way
Well, seeing as she's dead, you won't be needing her anymore!
>she hurls it out of view
>starts preaching about how great she is
But thowt Ise god died when city go boom-boom?
>forgot I blew up her city
Yeah, we'll I took a break, and now im back!
>she picks up the shrine
And to signify my new arrival
>she snaps the shrine in two
>its made of cheap plywood and cardboard
Let's toss out this old ratty shrine!
>motherfucker
>she convinces the most hardcore believers that she is the new god in town
>names the smarty her herald
Yea! Smawty am hewawd of de ise god! Wisten to smawty ow get owwies!
>ree.gif


>watch as in a manner of days she converts my holy fire church into a heretic's home
>smarty fucking all the mares he can find
>killing any babies that resemble my presence
>I am so fucking mad
>Marble got adjusted quickly to her new life
>still remembers the fire cult, but all too distant of a memory to care for her
>watch as the smarty turns church to his personal palace
>makes everyone his slave
>Ice God still has a grip on the church
>theyre now praying to the ice or some shit
>absolutely not having this shit
>next day
>don the robes
>grab lighter
>grab gasoline
>time to finish this

>approach church
>few fluffies see me
>unlimited shits
SCREEEEEEEE! IS FIYA GOD
>at the gates of church
>they open
>smarty is carried on the back of four red fluffies
Wut pwobwe-
>he shits himself
SCREEEEEEEEE!
What the fuck is this?
>fluffies nervous as fuck
I leave for holiday and I come back to this shit?
>fluffies beg for mercy
PWEAS NU HUWTIES!
No, fuck you all, I leave for Florida and come back to my shrine fucking demolished, and Ice shit everywhere
No, y'all're motherfucking heretics
>lock gates
>fluffies panic
NU WAN BE HEWETIC! AM GUD FWUFFY! PWEAS FIYA GOD!
>begin pouring gasoline around the church
>get it on some fluffies purposely
BLEH! WAWA TASTE YUCKY! NU WAN!


>light match
>hold it over the church
>drama.png
YOUR FAITH IS OBVIOUS! THOSE WHO DO NOT HOLD ME TRUE SHALL ONLY BURN
>drop match
>lights like dead grass
>whole church on fire
>fluffies on fire
AAAAAAAAA! BUWNIES! NEE HUGSIES!
PWEAS STOP FIYA GOD! NU WAN ISE GOD NU MOW! WAN YUU!
>watch as it burns
>so much went into this
>and now its on fire
>this is it
>the end of the Fire Cult
>hear stomping
>see her
>the Ice God
>she opens up the gate
Run! Run away, to the water!
>about five fluffies run out
>kick the gate down
WE HAVE UNFINISHED BUSINESS!
>she pulls out baseball bat
>I pull out pepper spray
>timetoduel.png
>she swings
>misses
>accidentally hits a fluffy that ran out
>its the smarty
AAAAAA! WHY ISE GOD GIB HUWTIES! NEE HUGSIES
>stomp its face
>fucking heretics
YOU'RE ALL FUCKING HERETICS
>pepper spray time
>aim it directly at her
>she recoils
>push her over
>do what I did when I sank her city
>coating of pepper spray
>rip off her mask
>noone I recognize
>good
>apply nozzle into her nose
Oh god plea-
>cut off by the fire
>she writhes in pain
>kek
>watch as the church burns down
>leave her there, while the church burns

>two weeks later
>return to church
>ruined husk of what it is
>thats it
>no more fire cult
>it was good while it lasted
>fin
The End of the Fire Cult Saga

Thank you all for this incredible ride, I loved it as much as you did
Stay tuned for more stories
-King C
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Anonymous1: Great job man, I'm sad to see the fire good retire!
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Anonymous2: Fun while it lasted. Still, on to bigger and better things eh?
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Anonymous3: thus an era ended and the gods malacath and mara were pleased.