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ANOTHER GODDAMN CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE THING

FLUFFY BREEDER MAN GUY PART VI:

CURRENT FLUFFIES:
CHUMPO - New Mummah; Pink fluff, purple mane, earthy.
HUMPO - Fwuffy Daddeh; Green fluff, blue mane, unicorn, but not a smarty to date.
DUMPO - talkie babbeh 1; blue fluff, orange mane, earthy, female, newly destined for the fluffpile
FLUMPO - talkie babbeh 2;red fluff, purple mane, unicorn, male; currently pillowed with his legs sewn to his back, destined for the fluffpile
CHAPPY - Unrelated stud; Purple fluff, green mane, pegasus
SLUTO - chirpie babbeh 1; pure white fluff, blue mane, pegasus, female.
FOAL 4 - chirpie babbeh 2; neon green fluff, dark red mane, earthy, female.
FOAL 3 - chirpie babbeh 3; black fluff, red mane, earthy, male.
CUMDUMPSTER - chirpie babbeh 4; red and blue fluff, white mane, alicorn, male.

“Yay! Dumpo wuv fwuffpiwe!”

“Yeah, we’ll see how much you love it,” you say as you go to pick her up. Just then, across the room, you hear CHAPPY cry out:

“FOAW TWEE!!!”

You look over and you see Foal 3 chirping madly at some sort of grey mass… JESUS CHRIST IT’S A RAT HOW DID A FUCKING RAT GET IN HERE HOLY CHRIST AAAAAAA

You run over to Foal 3, but it’s too late — the rat has eaten Foal 3’s front right leg. Foal 3’s front left isn’t looking so hot either, but you think you can save it.

Luckily for you, you had the presence of mind to watch where the rat escaped to. There’s a hole in the wall. You’re not sure how it got there, but it looks like it might have chewed from BOTH sides. The rat obviously got it started, but she had some help on the saferoom side.

You see some stray fluff by the hole, but it doesn’t help; the hole is near the blanket, so pretty much every fluffy is over there.

Luck is on your side though — the toy block looks like it might be the perfect size to wedge in the hole. That’ll at least buy you a bit of time until you can fix it seriously.

“LISTEN UP FLUFFIES.”

The fluffies are distracted. DUMPO and FLUMPO are bickering. DUMPO at least realized she didn’t want to make being a “bad fluffy” worse by continuing with her physical assault on her brother, so she’s content to just call him a dummy over and over. CHAPPY is still traumatized, CHUMPO is still sleeping from having given birth and HUMPO is busy watching the other three chirpies.

You stomp your boot and yell “FLUFFIES GODDAMN IT”

You hear a chorus of nuuuus and prrrts.

“OK, FIRST OFF, you guys are gonna have to clean those scaredy poopies if you don’t want to be BAD FLUFFIES.”

If anyone didn’t get the point, you pointedly look over at DUMPO and FLUMPO. A collectively stage-whispered “eep” filled the room.

“SECOND OFF. HAS ANY FLUFFY BEEN EATING THE WALL?”

“Waww nummies awe tasty nummehs!!” DUMPO shouts.

Well, that makes things easier.

“DUMPO, it is YOUR FAULT this happened. YOU ATE A HOLE IN THE WALL AND A RAT CAME THROUGH AND [I]ATE YOUR BROTHER’S FRONT LEG[/I]. YOU ARE A BAD FLUFFY. DOUBLY BAD FOR BEATING UP ON YOUR BROTHER. YOU ARE A VERY VERY BAD FLUFFY.”

“Dumpo sowwy… sowwy foaw twee, sowwy daddeh, sowwy wattie…”

“DON’T APOLOGIZE TO THE FUCKING RAT”

“DUMPO SOWWY SOWWY”

“SORRY’S NOT GOING TO CUT IT. YOU’RE GOING TO THE FLUFF PILE.”

And with that you pick up FOAL 3, DUMPO and FLUMPO and carry them off to your surgery. Kitchen. Whatever. You throw DUMPO and FLUMPO on the counter, and run to the bathroom to get the wastebasket/makeshift sorry box.

Throwing them both in (“Nuuuuuuu! Nu wan sowwy boxie!!”), you then attend to FOAL 3’s wounds. Thanks to the practice you got on FLUMPO, you’re able to expertly patch his stump up. You’re even pretty sure it’ll heal over and won’t even leave a fluffless patch or anything. With luck, since the injury happened so young, he won’t miss the leg.

You gingerly bring FOAL 3 back to the saferoom and put him with his mother. CHUMPO’s awake by now, and doesn’t realize her new son had a leg eaten.

“Hewwo babbeh! Foaw twee hab twee weggies! dat funneh! yuu su smawty daddeh gibbin Foaw twee dat name!”

Well, that was easy. Good thing you didn’t name one of the foals “head in a pan.”

Now back to the kitchen to deal with DUMPO. You’ve been wondering what to do on the way back. The ONLY reason you rejected your first idea — anus to mouth, human centipede style — was because eating nothing but FLUMPO’s shit would probably make for sickly, unsellable foals.

Still, with as bad as DUMPO had been you were tempted anyways.

But then you had the perfect idea.

You empty the wastebasket onto the counter and do the fart-in-a-cotton-ball trick and it works just like you knew it would. You realize you don’t even really NEED to fart on it, that part just makes you laugh. You gotta get your kicks somewhere, right?

You make quick work of the fluffies and bring them back to the saferoom and wake them up.

“oooo, Dumpo nu feew weew… wat… wat smell… nuu!! poopie pwace!! Nuuuu! Why can Dumpo nu get way from poopeh pwace??!?!”

“NUUUU!! FWUMPO SMEWW POOPIES!! NU AM POOPIE BABBEH!! NU AM POOPIE BABBEH!!!!”

Seems like they don’t enjoy being sown to each other’s leftsides. You kept DUMPO’s legs on though, curious to see if she could get around and how.

She hadn’t taken her hooves yet, but she was having trouble getting her balance. FLUMPO was a full fluffy — he still had his legs after all, just not in the right place — and, honestly, some days you’re surprised that a fluffy can hold itself up. And they’re not even that heavy!

Now that the fluffpile is started and everyone not in the fluffpile is resting peacefully, you might as well fix that hole in the wall. You leave the block in there as extra padding and then nail a 2x4 over the hole.

“Let’s see the little bastard get through that.”

YOU FIND YOURSELF JUMPING FORWARD IN TIME AT THE AMAZING RATE OF 1 SEC/SEC. TWO WEEKS GO BY AND NOW IT’S TWO WEEKS LATER. YOUR MIND IS BLOWN, AND YOUR FLUFFIES ARE GROWN. Well, some of them.

The CHIRPIE BABBEHS are now TALKEH BABBEHS. The former TALKEH BABBEHS (who also so happen to be the fluffpile) are now FULL GROWN FLUFFIES. The former FULL GROWN FLUFFIES are still FULL GROWN.

**** LEVEL ONE: COMPLETE ****
** WINNERS DON’T DO DRUGS **

That means it’s time to breed! The TALKEH BABBEHS are still too young, so the candidates are:

CHUMPO - FEMALE
HUMPO - MALE
DUMPO - FEMALE
FLUMPO - MALE
CHAPPY - UNRELATED MALE

WHAT ARE THE PAIRS? and WHO GETS LEFT OUT THIS ROUND?

AND what of the TALKIE BABBEHS:
SLUTO
FOAL 4
FOAL 3
CUMDUMPSTER

EVERYONE PICK ONE PERSONALITY TRAIT PER FOAL and their personalities will be determined in the next chapter as a combo of what YOU say!

CURRENT STATUS OF FLUFFIES:
CHUMPO - Pink fluff, purple mane, earthy. Has, to date, birthed all foals.
HUMPO - Green fluff, blue mane, unicorn, but not a smarty to date. Has, to date, sired all foals.
CHAPPY - Unrelated stud; Purple fluff, green mane, pegasus. To date, sired NO ONE.
SLUTO - talkie baby 1; pure white fluff, blue mane, pegasus, female.
FOAL 4 - talkie baby 2; neon green fluff, dark red mane, earthy, female.
FOAL 3 - talkie baby 3; black fluff, red mane, earthy, male.
CUMDUMPSTER - talkie baby 4; red and blue fluff, white mane, alicorn, male.

THE FLUFFPILE:
DUMPO - blue fluff, orange mane, earthy, female. Sewn to FLUMPO’s left side.
FLUMPO - red fluff, purple mane, unicorn, male; currently pillowed with his legs sewn to his back. Sewn to DUMPO’s left side.

SAFEROOM CONTENTS:
* 9 fluffies, 4 of which are foals. One Fluffy is pillowed, and another is sewn to that fluffy on each’s left sides.
* a blanket.
* a large cushion for all the fluffies to sleep on.
* 1 ball
* 1 block, in the wall, boarded up when DUMPO helped a rat gnaw a hole in. You realize she probably didn’t do much, what with fluffies’ weak teeth, but it’s the principle of the thing you know?
* Powder blue walls with clouds painted on.
* A window, painted shut, though too high for any fluffy to see out of.
* A small trough, loaded with kibble for fluffies to free-feed. The TALKIE BABBEHS can eat kibble and CHUMPO is NOT lactating.
* A litterbox.

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Anonymous1: Chappy with dumpo so flumpo is forced to watch. And flumpo is always left out since he is an ass, he can be used as an enfie fluffy while thee mares are pregnant.

Sluto is shy but a very quick learner, so she behaves to avoid the fluffpile.

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UltraKek: Remove the 2x4 and leave Foal 3 as an offering for Mr. Rat.

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UltraKek: @UltraKek: IDGAF about the breeding but I want Mr. Rat to feast on the flesh of fluffies.
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Anonymous2: Foal 3 is a hoe for yo dick.

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Uncle_Yuri: Foal 4 is Neon, and she easly confused!
No steppy!
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Anonymous3: Foal 4 should be named asswipe
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Anonymous4: "Hewwo, Cumdumpstew. Chappy hope yu nu mad ow too busy to wisten to Chappy on magic tawky bawks nao. If Chappy know dat yu was nu fowevah sweepies, nuffin in da howe wowd stahp Chappy gettin yu outta dewe. Erryfwuffy say yu was fowevah sweepies! If Chappy nu expwowe an' twy to fin' out if you am awive, it am becawse heawt huwties too bad..."
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Anonymous5: Cumdumpter smart and kind knows better then his siblings .but wishes for a new name saying that it feels off somehow but doesn't say it for fear of punishment .will defend his siblings frum bullies unless said bully is a sibling.
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Anonymous6(5): Chappy dumpo
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Anonymous7(5): Humpo dumpo
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Anonymous8(4): Obviously, Chappy should be bred with Dumpo, and Flumpo should have to give Chappy's no-no stick wickie cweanies.

Personality traits:
SLUTO: Likes to have her speshuw pwace licked. Daddy HUMPO has been doing this on the DL.
FOAL 4: Too friendly for her own good.
FOAL 3: Anything big and gray scares the shit out of him.
CUMDUMPSTER: He's a "Spwowin' babbeh."
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Anonymous9(4): @Anonymous:
Foal 4 should be named asswipe

Second. Then HUMPO should stupidly think it's okay to use her to wipe his own ass and the ass of his special friend CHUMPO. Human Daddy mysteriously finds her completely smeared with shit one morning, crying, after HUMPO and CHUMPO have both used the litterbox and used her as TP. CHUMPO sets her down near the "fluffpile" so that her brother and sister FLUMPO and DUMPO can give her "wuv an' huggies" to stop her crying, but FLUMPO gets sick of her crying and sprays her with a full intestine of shit, after which DUMPO sorry-hoofs her just for stinking. CHAPPY speaks out against this bad treatment, and HUMPO threatens to tear off his wingies if he tells Daddy anything, and he shuts up after CHUMPO backs up HUMPO and says she'll rip CHAPPY'S speshuw wumps off if he doesn't shut his kibble hole. This leaves CUMDUMPSTER feeling like he has to "do da wight ting," whatever the fuck that is, when Daddy comes in the morning, hungover I might add.
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PaoloAlfa: "she'll rip CHAPPY'S speshuw wumps off if he doesn't shut his kibble hole."

Now that's dialogue
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Anonymous10: Awesome