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Your name is Smartest Friend. You have a name, but you're always calling yourself Smartest Friend, so it might as well be completely irrelevant. You've got some pretty severe Smarty Syndrome. It's gotten to the point where you've started trying to talk like one of those two-leg-dummies. You will admit that they sound really smart, but they're actually really dumb, because they don't recognize you as their smartest friend in the world! In actuality, you're the one who's fucking retarded for even daring to think of going Smarty in the first place, and you're also just plain stupid. You can only count to two before defaulting to 'a lot', which is how high an earthie is usually able to count, and that's when you really concentrate. A pegasus can count to four, a unicorn can count to around eight or ten, and an alicorn like yourself should be capable of counting to twenty or higher.

Besides the fact that you are a moron, even for a fluffy, your fluff is a very dark, dull red color, more commonly known as the color of bloody diarrhea, and your floppy mane is a light yellow. Your eyes are puke green. Your wings and horn are comically tiny, and you've never been seen successfully glowing your horn, but anyone who looks at the hearts on your hooves knows that its light would be a radioactive-looking neon green if you could actually get the damn thing to light up. You've spent the last six months of your seven-month-long life screeching at your dumbest mom to give you spaghetti or get the worst hurts you can give. As a result, she beats you a lot and only feeds you every other day. It's a miracle she hasn't killed you yet. Speaking of food, you are fed a steady diet of steroids, viagra, and foals. You've developed some cannibalistic tendencies due to that last part.

You were accepted into Pinkie Pie's Partytown not long ago, AKA the most irresponsible fluffy daycare in the city. Hugs and Love Daycare and Shelter, a much better option, is literally across the street from it, and it's also cheaper, but your mom is a supreme asshole who decided to take you to Partytown because plot. Today is your first day, and the daycare looks like it hasn't been taken care of since it first opened six months ago. Clouded with the nonexistent power you think you hold and the very much non-nonexistent power of sexual tension, you only notice the girls and their babies. Every fluffy in the room screams and hides when you're dropped off. A young pegasus colt with infinitely more favorable colors than yours is left behind. Like the gay cannibal pedophile you are, you suddenly feel an urge to shove your freakishly large dong into his vulnerable foal ass and then eat him after he bleeds out, and do the same to any other foal you can get your hooves on.. Will you act on that urge, or do something else?
Uploader savannahs11,
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Anonymous1: Look for his mother, rape her nose.
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Anonymous2: Follow your instincts little smartie, they will guide you to the skettie land.
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Anonymous3: Do IT FAGGOT SMARTY!!!

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fave: "you suddenly feel an urge to shove your freakishly large dong into his vulnerable foal ass and then eat him after he bleeds out, and do the same to any other foal you can get your hooves on.. Will you act on that urge"

now this is the kind of railroading I can get behind, DO IT
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Anonymous4: But just wook at how adowabo the foah is. He's still really a widdew babbeh and still nees huggies an wuv. He smiws at ou and asks to be yoah fwen, and wook, he's a Dancie Babbeh too. How can ou wesist?
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Anonymous5: You think about foal miwkies
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Anonymous6: foal acts like a smarty, its mummah has none of this and beats its ass?

Smart mummah, shame she wasnt smart enough to just stomp its skull - but then the story would be over a bit fast.