80s ad glo-fluffy glow-in-the-dark

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MAVVET_CO: how does it hide from predators

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HerdKing: *may be radioactive
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Carolina_Reaper: Do the individual pieces still glow if you cut the fluffy in half?
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WumpsofSteel: @Carolina_Reaper:

Only one way to find out.
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WumpsofSteel: @HerdKing:

1. Acquire Fluffy Pony
2. Immerse Fluffy Pony in radium
3.????????
4. Profit!!!!!

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artist-kun: After 31 days: "oh fuck! Shut down this lite!" and put pony in to the black box.
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Nocturn: Does its shit glow
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Vanguard: @MAVVET_CO: It doesn't.

Or to be more accurate, it doesn't successfully.

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WiredandGaming: I want three..one blue, one green, one yellow... I'll call them Rad, Rem and Curie.
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WumpsofSteel: @WiredandGaming:

HAHAHA! That's fucking awesome!
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WumpsofSteel: @artist-kun:

"Where's the off switch on this damn thing?"

*Flattens fluffy with crowbar*

"Found it."

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deathproofpony: Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Glo Fluffy

Caution: Glo Fluffy may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

Glo Fluffy contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture,should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

Do not use Glo Fluffy on concrete.

Discontinue use of Glo Fluffy if any of the following occurs:

itching
vertigo
dizziness
tingling in extremities
loss of balance or coordination
slurred speech
temporary blindness
profuse sweating
or heart palpitations.

If Glo Fluffy begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.

Glo Fluffy may stick to certain types of skin.

When not in use, Glo Fluffy should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of Glo Fluffy, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company, GlobalChemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.

Ingredients of Glo Fluffy include an unknown glowing green substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

Glo Fluffy has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.

Do not taunt Glo Fluffy.
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WumpsofSteel: @deathproofpony:

MY SIDES!!!!

Duck and Cover motherfuckers!!!
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oceanDiego: @MAVVET_CO: is doesn´t the predators are scared away by an army of moths
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ElCuCuyfeo: I want to do something horrible to it's ears....

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Waaaghlord: @HerdKing: Also my first thought ... anyway probably not the healthiest thing to keep it around 24/7

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Satan_McHitlercocks: Imagine suddenly waking up in the middle of the night to one of these

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babbehteef: I actually would want one, and I imagine them to be nocturnal.

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WiredandGaming: @deathproofpony: The special container is pretty garbage though. I left the fluffy in there for 2 million years, opened it again and half the fluffy was gone!
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