Image Uploader babbehteef, December 13, 2018; 05:11 Tags 12-days-of-Xmas artist:babbehteef christmas impending-doom smarty Rating questionable Source Unknown Locked No Comments December 13, 2018; 05:13 - Reply babbehteef: SING IT WITH ME!!!! December 13, 2018; 06:29 - Reply Disintegral: You'd better shake yourself free so you can give that "dummeh hoomin" those owwies you're talking about, smarty. Now hurry up and break that frayed rope! December 13, 2018; 06:32 - Reply Anonymous1: Four missing weggies, three wingie babbehs, two special wumps, and a smarty on top of then free! December 13, 2018; 06:34 - Reply Anonymous2(1): Dwatted auto cowwect, fwuffy twied to say "top of the tree"! December 13, 2018; 06:38 - Reply babbehteef: @Disintegral: just how heavy are fluffies anyway? December 13, 2018; 06:42 - Reply Dhylec: @babbehteef: the same weight a cat of the same size would be, give or take, but i do believe they get lighter after shitting December 13, 2018; 06:46 - Reply babbehteef: @Dhylec: that makes sense, since most of their body mass is just fluff. My headcanon size of fluffies are about corgi-sized. December 13, 2018; 07:10 - Reply Anonymous3: @babbehteef: I think it depends on head canon. CD's fluffies are very small, so I dont imagine they would weigh more than a pound at most. Shaferaraks fluffies are often fat, and are proportionate to a house cat or small dog and likely weigh around 10 to 15 pounds. December 13, 2018; 07:16 - Reply babbehteef: @Anonymous: Now I'm curious about what everyone's headcanon is. December 13, 2018; 07:37 - Reply HerdKing: SHIT I FORGOT TO MAKE A HANUKKAH POST! December 13, 2018; 07:44 - Reply Anonymous4: @babbehteef: My hc is that healthy newborns are about the size of a twinkie, 2 inches long and squishiable. Then foals/just starting to talk are about six inches long and 3 high, about the size of a mobile but still nursing kitten. Actually more like as tall as a toilet paper roll. Weanlings, fluffies almost done nursing (Ready to survive separation from mother) are about 8 inches tall and long, about as big as a baseball glove. And finally adults are about ten inches tall and 8ish inches long, the size of a large house cat. I also think that stallions are slightly bigger, about 12 inches and more the size of a jack russell. December 13, 2018; 08:32 - Reply LORD: Well smarty your wish is about to come true December 13, 2018; 09:06 - Reply babbehteef: @LORD: soon. Haha! December 13, 2018; 09:57 - Reply Veej: X-mas time is impalement time! December 13, 2018; 10:34 - Reply Anonymous5: Oh my gosh December 13, 2018; 11:53 - Reply Anonymous6: Can I just give it bestest enfies? December 13, 2018; 11:53 - Reply BrotherGrimm: Smarty talk gives me a feeling of murderous rage in my gut....... December 13, 2018; 14:25 - Reply Disintegral: @babbehteef: Enough. Seriously though, I always figured on par with larger house cats, maybe slightly heavier to account for added brain mass and fluffier fluff. December 13, 2018; 14:32 - Reply differential_Sloth: @babbehteef: I envision mine to be around 70 to 80% the average size of Corgis at all stages of life, with earthies growing much bigger on occasion. December 13, 2018; 16:32 - Reply WiredandGaming: I figure that considering their status as 'intended for children' they'd be decent sized when fully grown(to avoid the destructive habits of children)...so a full grown, well nourished Earthie might be about Welsh Corgi size. Unless I'm exaggerating fluffy size relative to stuff for effect or putting a Micron fluffy in somewhere because they're like...kiwis to basketball size maybe. December 13, 2018; 19:56 - Reply Anonymous7: Will there really be another 11 installments? We shall see. December 14, 2018; 00:02 - Reply Waaaghlord: And we stand by the boo-boo-juice tree! December 14, 2018; 21:53 - Reply Fluffocaust: The Fluff of Damocles December 29, 2018; 02:48 - Reply Anonymous8: On the first day of christmas,my best mate gave to me, A platupus up a gum tree. On the second day of christmas,my best mate gave to me, Two jackaroos and a platupus up a gum tree. On th third day of christmas,my best mate gave to me, Three meat trays Two jackaroos And a platupus up a gum tree. On the forth day of christmas my best mate gave to me, Four footy fans, Three meat trays, Two jackaroos, And a platapus up a gum tree. On the fifth day of christmas my best mate gave to me, Five rusty utes! Four footy fans, Three meat trays, Two jackaroos, And a platapus up a gum tree. On the sixth day of chriasmas.... 6-haif a dozen snags 7-cheeky chooks 8-jolly jumbucks 9-daggy dingos 10-sweaty swaggies 11-cricket legens On th twelth day of christmas my best mate gave to me, Twelve serfing santas Eleven cricket legends Ten sweaty swaggies Nine daggy dingos Eight jolly jumbucks Seven cheeky chooks Half a dozen snags Five rusty utes! Four footy fans Three meat trays Two jackaroos And a platupus up a gum tree! January 9, 2019; 13:40 - Reply Anonymous9: He could also just swing himself, putting hoof weight on the side of the star, and when the rope breaks jumping off of that. Fucking idiot animal.