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Skoon: $56!? I BETTER BE GETTING IMMEDIATE TONGUE ON BALLS ACTION FROM A SEXY SALES CLERK WITH THAT PRICE> >:O

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deathproofpony: *smacks glass when employees aren't looking*

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Neriman: $55.99 for a ''Newborn'' and ''Factory Raised'' chirpy foal ? are you nuts ?

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Disintegral: Must be the early days, before the feral population explosion made them about as cheap as a cup of coffee.

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HerdKing: @Disintegral: that would make s sense in my timeline
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TheFoalFryer: Id buy it
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TheFoalFryer: I'd buy it and feed it nothing but the flesh of it's fellow fluffies. But I must first bottle feed it formula mixed with fluffy blood, gotta start somewhere
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Theotherguy121: Aww can I give it mouth enfies and permanently glue it's eyes shut?

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Hugboxing_Faggot: That's a lot of words to say "piss yellow reject".
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LORD: $55.99 that’s highwayman robbery! He better know how to do my fucking taxes if i am to buy that shit ludicrous prise!
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Poopiesketti: The only way you'd get away with trying to sell a piss yellow shitrat for almost 60 dollars is for this to be before the PETA disaster.

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ForScience: Whoa, that little baby bastard is the size of a small fucking cat already, but it's still chirping and eyes closed! Look at the newsprint for scale. Hell yes I'd pay $56 for that, it could grow up to be the size of a goddamn pitbull. Teach it to hate fluffies, then comes the pit fights and fluffy on fluffy hate crimes.
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BranF1akes: For $56 dollars you could buy quite a lot of bullets instead. Seems like a raw deal. Pass.

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sugarnacid: Fluffies are like 20¢ a head. 5¢ for snake food colors.

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guodzilla: @Skoon: Sure! Glad to oblige!
(On PA system) BRUCE TO AISLE 6 FOR "SPECIAL CUSTOMER SERVICE, BRUCE TO AISLE 6 FOR SPECIAL CUSTOMER SERVICE.
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fluffyhater88: More! I want see him suffer! :3
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Carolina_Reaper: That's a steep price for something that's not likely to survive the night.
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Theotherguy121: I want to put a fucking centipede in there with it.

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Disintegral: @Theotherguy121: Anything less than Scolopendra gigantea is a job half-done.
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