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Roadkill: The result when you get better art software but it still looks like MS Paint :'(

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Neriman: If you heat the water for a little bit you could get a tasty foal broth for the other fluffies!
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cuis: I know they do that with bees/wasps.
I think you're supposed to use ice or soapy water for those.

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jujuteux: not that it is a bad idea, but it has some serious issues wich are pretty easy to fix, though:
-it's a box, corners and the rest are a problem that get unwieldy fast
-water? do you want to crush your back?
the controls are on the back and not the sides, so it's unwieldy again
-do you want to crush your back with such a short nozzle?
-inefficient death
i think imma post an upgraded one soon

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WiredandGaming: @jujuteux: Maybe you can get little vacuum attachments for the nozzle and add water after sucking them all up.
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Evil_Emperor: I support any efforts to exterminate Fluffies in efficient and inventive ways.

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Hugboxing_Faggot: I think a wide meshed net of razor wires inside the backpack would be a lot lighter and more efficient. The ones that aren't lucky enough to get decapitated will be mortally wounded.

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HerdKing: SUCC
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Fluff_of_the_North_Star: @Hugboxing_Faggot: too easy to clog and too messy. You have to empty this thing remember, blood and guts and sputed shit all over, maybe with a catch bag but even then you'd have to clean the wires. This is a nice easy clean solution. At worst just suck the foals up into the dry box and then fill it with water afterwards, its not like you need alot to drown a fluffy
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Outcast: @Fluff_of_the_North_Star: You could simply put a picture of a glass of water inside the container, and they'd drown.
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Nocturn: The weight of the water would be a problem . And the noise of the motor would make it hard to hear the foals screaming and that's the best part
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Carolina_Reaper: AS someone who uses similar types of equipment I have to agree with Jujuteux. But the concept is an interesting one, I'll admit. With a few improvements it would definitely save time for workers in fluffy mills who have to process a lot of foals in a short amount of time.

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PoopieBabbeh: I would buy one.
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LORD: Finally a way to speed up productivity and kill foals all in one, so shut up and take my money

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WiredandGaming: I'm thinking maybe you could just have it empty until you get a bunch in there. Then there'd be an attachment on top where you could hook up a hose to it or pour liquids of your choice in.

Also makes it easier to clean because you could just hook up a hose and one of those soap sprayer deals and literally hose the inside out.

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RQ: So heartless! I love it

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Waaaghlord: Abusing foals is NEVER a waste of time!!!

... though this could be efficient working against the feral in the streets or forests...

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Guzziman: @jujuteux: You could spray water onto fluffies and they'd drown, so it probably doesn't have that much water.

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Pawn: You really can’t beat the old methods. Just skewer them up, bag em, and in the river they go!

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HerdKing: why do it yourself when you can hire flufftrimmers@Pawn:
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Carolina_Reaper: Actually, now that I've had time to think about it, why use water at all? Just build this contraption like a vacuum that you could wear on your back. Move the controls to the handheld nozzle and replace the water tank with a lightweight bag to catch the foals.

What you do in terms of clean-up is entirely at your discretion. Empty the bag of foals into a tub of water, a blazing furnace, a wood chipper or whatever else you have handy. Or just remove the bag and beat it against a tree until the squealing and hue-hueing stops.
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