Image Uploader Fluffus, February 22, 2019; 11:39 Tags artist:fluffus bad_owner bed foals hail house_fluffy mare safe_room stallion stuffed_toy Rating safe Source Unknown Locked No Comments February 22, 2019; 11:40 - Reply Fluffus: Stuff and things. February 22, 2019; 11:44 - Reply Neriman: Now i wonder what happens when they catch a cold. February 22, 2019; 11:50 - Reply Hugboxing_Faggot: That's a good owner, protecting her pet from all the filth and diseases ferals bring. Though his little family would be a great "motivator" in case he decides to misbehave. February 22, 2019; 13:01 - Reply GWAR: @Neriman: They explode. February 22, 2019; 13:03 - Reply Guzziman: He better be happy or else. February 22, 2019; 13:08 - Reply differential_Sloth: @Anonymous: Bad owner because she didn't neuter Max, and let him contribute to the feral population. Spay an neuter your fluffies! February 22, 2019; 13:14 - Reply Basswhooper: This is good. February 22, 2019; 14:58 - Reply Hugboxing_Faggot: @differential_Sloth: We need another dick ripping month. February 22, 2019; 15:30 - Reply Anonymous1: Love it February 22, 2019; 15:40 - Reply Carolina_Reaper: @differential_Sloth: Pretty sure his special friend and bastard offspring are all going to freeze to death out there. Mother Nature has her own ways of keeping the feral population down after all. February 22, 2019; 16:05 - Reply guodzilla: @Carolina_Reaper: Give em the Bob Barker treatment! February 22, 2019; 16:17 - Reply Anonymous2(1): @Carolina_Reaper: I like how the owner doesn't even consider the notion of allowing them inside and only tells Max that it's too cold for him to go outside. February 22, 2019; 17:22 - Reply sadbag: Oh shit, this is good stuff. I'd love to know more of the backstory. February 22, 2019; 17:34 - Reply Fluffy_Angst: The ferals will most likely die anyway. Best to forget, Max. February 22, 2019; 19:37 - Reply Disintegral: The shot oft he special friend and her babbehs walking in the rain is just golden. It just reinforces everything that's not being said outright by the mummah. @Fluffus: Were you doing that in your best Rick Grimes impression? @differential_Sloth: Yeah, I don't see anything wrong with keeping your domestic fluffy away from possible disease sources, and not supporting feral population growth. Max might be sad for a little bit, but at least he's safe. Owner probably should've taken a few extra seconds to explain that to him instead of deflecting though. He might not like it, but there's a chance he'd understand. February 22, 2019; 20:11 - Reply HerdKing: Sandbox golf February 22, 2019; 20:11 - Reply HerdKing: Gold I mean February 22, 2019; 20:18 - Reply Disintegral: @HerdKing: Sandbox golf, or sadbox gold? Or maybe even sadbox golf, where you hit sad fluffies with a golf club? February 22, 2019; 22:18 - Reply Anonymous3: "-- На волю! На волю! В пампасы! Как бухгалтер узнал впоследствии, в пампасы просился старый учитель географии, по учебнику которого юный Берлага знакомился в свое время с вулканами, мысами и перешейками. Географ сошел с ума совершенно неожиданно: однажды он взглянул на карту обоих полушарий и не нашел на ней Берингова пролива. Весь день старый учитель шарил по карте. Все было на месте: и Нью-Фаундленд, и Суэцкий канал, и Мадагаскар, и Сандвичевы острова с главным городом Гонолулу, и даже вулкан Попокатепетль, а Берингов пролив отсутствовал. И тут же, у карты, старик тронулся. Это, был добрый сумасшедший, не причинявший никому зла, но Берлага отчаянно струсил. Крик надрывал его душу. -- На волю! - продолжал кричать географ. - В пампасы! Он лучше всех на свете знал, что такое воля. Он был географ, и ему были известны такие просторы, о которых обыкновенные, занятые скучными делами люди даже и не подозревают. Ему хотелось на волю, хотелось скакать на потном мустанге сквозь заросли." (c) February 22, 2019; 22:25 - Reply IGotIdeas: @Anonymous: Micron, if you could kindly translate that would be nice. February 22, 2019; 22:38 - Reply Disintegral: @IGotIdeas: It's something about a geographer looking at a map that's missing the Bering Strait, and wanting to be free and ride a mustang. I have no fucking idea. February 22, 2019; 23:04 - Reply Sorrowkandy: The thought of this fluffy missing it's "special friend" so much, gives me a deep delight. February 22, 2019; 23:53 - Reply Waaaghlord: I love the shits waddling in the background! Though it is actually raining and the fluffy really shouldn't go out now it could drown in seconds! The question is what would the owner do if it is good weather ... though after this weather there could be nothing left... February 23, 2019; 15:47 - Reply Anonymous4: @Anonymous: Oi, mate, we don't speak nun-a dat Trump-speak here. February 23, 2019; 16:50 - Reply Anonymous5: @Sorrowkandy: It probably just wants “enfies” for “few guds” from the mother or even the children if he has too! Better to just put a rubber band real tight around his nuts and watch him cry as they turn black and fall off. Then his muderboner will subside and he can concentrate on not being such a burden. February 23, 2019; 19:55 - Reply Anonymous6: @IGotIdeas: This is just a quote from Ilf and Petrov) Displays an insane thirst for freedom, without purpose and meaning) For some reason, this fluffy'k just this moment reminded) February 23, 2019; 21:43 - Reply Anonymous7: I fed the acrilic text through a translator, and it came out like gibberish February 24, 2019; 02:02 - Reply Anonymous8: The Woman probably thinks that Max's 'special Friend' was just some random feral he played with for a few hours, and that he didn't knock her up when she wasn't looking. Which is kinda delicious, as his shit-rat foals and the mare are going to freeze to death and he probably knows it. February 24, 2019; 14:13 - Reply Gmonty: @GWAR: RIP Gawden spechow fwend and her foals 2019-2019 February 24, 2019; 17:10 - Reply Anonymous9: @Anonymous: that's an idea for a sequel. Max is let back out into the Garden the next day, and finds the frozen corpse of his fwiend and babbehs February 24, 2019; 18:31 - Reply Anonymous10: @Anonymous: O YESSS in their once usual hidey place - the bush - sits a frozen mare; a look of betrayed despair on her tearsicle covered face as her neck is stuck facing towards entrance for a speciew fwend that will never come. And at her teats a bunch of still and lifeless chirpy babbehs - some with their tongues still glued to the dead mare's miwkie places others curled into pitiful frost covered balls. Fuck yes February 25, 2019; 01:38 - Reply Anonymous11(3): @Anonymous: Вы меня не удивили. Давно уже прошли те времена, когда я верил, что ваш народ состоит из людей, а не из оголтелых нацистов. February 25, 2019; 13:16 - Reply NudeRei: Result from my Russian translator: At will! At will! In the pampas! As an accountant learned later, an old geography teacher, using a textbook from which young Berlaga got acquainted with volcanoes, capes and isthmuses in his time, asked for help in the pampas. The geographer went completely unexpected: one day he looked at the map of both hemispheres and did not find the Bering Strait on it. All day old teacher fumbled on the map. Everything was in place: Newfoundland, the Suez Canal, Madagascar, the Sandwich Islands with the main city of Honolulu, and even the Popocatepetl volcano, and the Bering Strait was absent. And right there, at the map, the old man started off. This was a kindly madman who did not hurt anyone, but Berlaga frantically frightened. A cry was tearing at his soul. - At will! - the geographer continued to shout. - In the pampas! He knew better than anyone else what will is. He was a geographer, and he knew such open spaces about which ordinary people, busy with boring affairs, do not even suspect. He wanted to be free, he wanted to ride the sweaty Mustang through the thickets. February 25, 2019; 14:46 - Reply Carolina_Reaper: @gr1m_1: Seconded. This comic needs to exist. @NudeRei: Sandwich Islands. I think I know where I want to retire now. February 25, 2019; 19:12 - Reply fluffseeker: For some reason i keep thinking, that the Owner believes that her fluffy had an imaginary friend instead of a special friend and finds it cute that he still remembers his "garden friend". February 26, 2019; 20:23 - Reply Anonymous12: Well, that's sad.