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lordanubis: Nobody hurts her babies
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Pest_Control: Nobody likes it when you mess with their favorite toy.

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Emil: But foals are so funny! So easy to manipulate :)

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takenoko: The foal seems to be looking at her poopie place.
Maybe it's clenched in anger, and that's how he knows that things just got serious.
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Anonymous1: Stand fast mummah! Help is on the way!
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Eraqus: @Pest_Control: Eh, not all mares consider their babies to be toys. Just saying.

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-Jack: An ultimately useless effort. If she had abandoned the foal she might have lived long enough to have some more.
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Eraqus: @-Jack: True but this at least admirable.

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Aichi: HOLD THE LINE UNTIL TANKS MOVE UP!
*Draft fluffies Come in with cotton fluffs aiming machine guns on their backs*

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Fortune: Congratulations.
You bought your foal another 30 seconds.

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RiddleOfFluff: @Fortune: A lot can happen in 30 seconds.

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Fortune: @RiddleOfFluff: Guess it depends on what's attacking then.
Personally, I think it's her defending it from the mean ol' stuffed animals.
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Anonymous2: suicide by hooman

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Tartan_Fluffy: @RiddleOfFluff: Somebody's going to emergency.

But since it's a new york MINUTE and we only have thirty seconds, no one is going to jail.

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lordanubis: @Fortune: A stuffed animal gave her a bloody nose and a cut on her face?
Wait, they're fluffies. I can believe it.
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Anonymous3: sorry shit for the runt

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Ferrotter: Maybe she's facing down a milk bandit instead of a hoomin. Or a smarty friend who wants to stomp her foal so she'll cycle back into estrus faster and he can get special hugs. Then her chances are actually non-zero.
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Pest_Control: @Eraqus: You are right...
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Eraqus: @Pest_Control: Yay!

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lordanubis: @Ferrotter: From the conversation between me and Coal:
"Nu huwt babeh ow mumma gif big owwies!"
"Nu tawk to smawty wike dat! Am smawty!"
"Am mumma. Come at me, bwo"
>One curbstomp fight later
"smawty sowwy pwease no mo' huwties!"
"What am yoo name?"
"Name am smawty?"
>smack
"Name am fwuffy?"
>two smacks
"Name am bitch!"
"Dat wight. Yoo name is bitch"
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The_Lord_of_Awesome: @Aichi: "Fwuffies wuv waw!" -Fluffy Majow of the Wast Battawion.

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Painkiller: Futile effort, but effort regardless.

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lotueater: @takenoko: Or it could be looking at her special place and thinking "How did fwuffy came outta thewe?"
Or "Fwuffy giff mummah gud speciaw huggies wen munsta go away!"
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GrazingGoat: @lordanubis: They are animals too. Of course they bleed.
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Anonymous4: She heroically drives off the blind, arthritic, three-legged squirrel that had been threatening her foal.
For a fluffy pony this is actually suicidally brave and quite impressive.
Well done, fluffy mama.

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lordanubis: @Anonymous: A victory is a victory.
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GrazingGoat: @Anonymous: No, the enemy's bigger than that. Look at the bleeding nose.

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Fluffycock: Very noble for a fluffy to actually stay and defend its young rather than only think of itself...not that it matters. The struggle makes it all the more hilarious though. It's all the sweeter to see the bitter anguish in the fluffy mothers eyes when she realizes that there's nothing she can do to save her foal from impending death.
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Anonymous5: as a mother she's obligated to protect her babies who need her, sure its futile but its not selfish

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Guzziman: @Fluffycock: exactly how is nobility hilarious, especially when many people have done the same acts

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Fluffycock: @Guzziman: Nobility isn't the hilarious part, that would be watching the fluffy mother try to defend its foal only to have it die in front of her. I was just surprised to see a fluffy actually put its life on the line, even though it was defending its foal.

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takenoko: @Guzziman: Even humans occasionally laugh at the noble losers of a hopeless war. Mutual respect wasn't as common back in the day. And ferals tend to act a lot like a microcosm of our ancestors.

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Guzziman: @Fluffycock: i dont know that sounds kinda sad considering that she's being self sacrificing and all, but what ever floats your boat

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Guzziman: @takenoko: mutual respect doesnt exist now either

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Guzziman: ^ foolish of me to forget what site i'm commenting in
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GrazingGoat: @Fluffycock: It could work if the monster is a bad smarty or a nasty feral if this mumma's a domestic. Other monsters on the other hand...

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Vahl: >suddenly mwike jumps down like a rocket from a building and tears her in half with a glare at her

>Mwike is Chuck Norris's evil twin
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toran: @lordanubis: From the look of it, anyone who wants to can hurt her babies, she's incapable of defending them.
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Anonymous6: that motehr is a hero
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Anonymous7: (Proceeds to curbstomp foal in front of mother, before Immolating her with promethium)
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Anonymous8: > grab mumma
> grab foal
> legboard mumma
> skin and gut foal alive in front of mumma
> mumma screams abuse
> break her legs so she can't resist
> skin and gut mumma alive
> make foal into a nice fennel sausage
> brown sausage, add to bread stuffing
> butter inside of mumma, add rosemary and lemon thyme, then stuffing
> bake at 300 degrees for 45 minutes

Added bonus, the pelts are worth about four bucks!

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UltraKek: A useless effort. If mummah is "defending" her foal against anything more threatening than another fluffy, they're both going to die anyway.
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Anonymous9: @UltraKek: fun fact, a fluffy will willing give up their own foals if all seems hopeless. She's probably fighting an old soda can, which have been known to put up fights against fluffies when provoked. She needs to be careful, those aluminum cylinders can be crafty and clever when cornered or threatened
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Anonymous10: Ha, kill it with fire
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Anonymous11: it be real funny to kill mama and baby hur hur hur look how edgy i am

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UltraKek: @Anonymous: I mean, an aluminum soda can is more threatening than a fluffy.

@Anon8 FaF, you have an account. Why are you posting as an Anon.

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lordanubis: Good ol' Coal

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Guzziman: @UltraKek: Probably because it's not him.

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UltraKek: @Guzziman: Then why is he stealing FaF's gimmick. There can be only one.
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KazumiTheSmarty: Pretty cute.

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Dirtbiker989: @Anonymous: Behind all that sarcasm is a surprising/disappointing amount of truth. Chances are she tripped over a crushed soda can (hence her injuries) and once she cuts herself on a sharp edge in an attempt to give it "wowstes' stompies" she'll run off abandoning her foal.

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Guzziman: @UltraKek: Because anyone can put "fun fact" before a comment. In this case it really doesn't read as FaF as he would have done it about meat and fur.

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guodzilla: @UltraKek: the gimmick isn't copyrighted, so wtf is the problem? I've done pictures showing culinarily prepared fluffies...

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UltraKek: @guodzilla: It was a joke, my man.

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UltraKek: @guodzilla: I was joking that the gimmick of fluffy recipes + fur/pelt appraisal is FaF's thing. Obviously anyone can make content with fluffies being prepared as food.
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Anonymous12: so cute

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guodzilla: @UltraKek: Oopth; I wasn't sure. My bad.
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Anonymous13(9): @Dirtbiker989: actually what probably would happen is that she will try to stop it to give it "forever sleepes", and somehow get crushed by the weight of the can. These are fluffies anyway, theyre so stupid they'll find a way to get crushed by an empty soda can.

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gr1m_1: Big twist: It's fighting a mirror

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Disintegral: Resisting your punishment will just make the owwies all the sweeter!
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Anonymous14: Grab mumma
Grab foal
Legboard both
Foal in front of mumma,she can see anything
Give food and toy for foal only
Nothing for mumma except water
Wait until her broken
Record when she killing her foal
Give her food
play vdo clip on TV
Yell and kick her every time her foal died on TV
until she die
Find a new one.